Squirting.. .UGHHHH.. Why can't I?

I know that lots of elderly people squirt when they sneeze or cough...maybe that's the problem. You are just too damn young!

Something to look forward to, though!

Seriously, all women are different. I don't do any pushing or fancy muscle contractions in order to squirt. I have to be relaxed around, and comfortable with, the gentleman I am with. I also need simultaneous clit and g-spot stimulation for it to happen. If any of those things are missing, it won't happen. It doesn't happen if I 'try', only when I am comfortable enough to really let my mind go, if that makes sense. I have never been able to squirt on command and am a bit skeptical of those who can, but I suppose anything is possible.. Originally Posted by Dannie
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  • Jaci
  • 01-21-2012, 08:07 PM
Brandee Im in the same boat I have done it once!!! And so want
to do it again and again....The 1st time it happen I jumped up and
started crying I was humilated I thought I tinkled on him.......Didnt
have a clue but now I know...And Im ready to SQUIRT....

Please help me out...

Kisses,Jaci
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When we do get together Brandee, Ill get you to squirt, and on me!

Out of the gent's:

Who on here KNOWS how to get a non squirter to squirt? Originally Posted by Brandee69
Me
Slow down Jari... YOu just learned how to make me.. lmao... still have some practicing to do.

Brandee... practice makes perfect... I'll show you... trust me.. you will get it down.

It is the best feeling in the world.

I'm a squirter, gusher, and a RAIN maker. I can teach you. Keep trying. We will get you there. Every woman is a squirter. Just takes the right touch. ONE time. You're hooked. Its the most amazing feeling in the world. My record is 17 times in an hour. Now, we need to get you at least two.... then, three... then 7... then you will have the bed soaked like me.... LOL.
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Yeah I know Amber ; l will be seeing you for more practice! Can't get enoughLOL
Lust4xxxLife's Avatar
Just drink a lot of water and relax your bladder. Originally Posted by TheBizz
Yes, lots of Coors lite will help.
Shep3.0's Avatar
Hi brandee....I think I can...I have references from squirters. LOL
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I've succeeded with some women but not others. A big component seems to be how relaxed she was and how comfortable she was losing control. If you're too self conscious then it becomes more difficult to hit that peak.
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
Several years ago, Maxxi Roxx lent me a DVD on how to squirt. I never could figure it out but supposedly anyone can do it.

Except for me, of course. Pout.

I've also heard from people that I respect that some girls actually DO squirt and others are just releasing some urine. I would go for trying to actually squirt!

I have mixed feelings about it all. But good luck on your quest! The two things that I've always wanted to do is squirt and be bisexual. Sadly, neither one works for me. Sigh.

Elisabeth
I have a lady i see that told me while she was in Nursing school they were learning about female anatomy and it is very rare of the woman that really do squirt. Only one percent truly are a real squirters. Can not make yourself do it, you either can or not. I have only ran across one lady that can truly squirt over and over . She is a provider but not on this site.
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some girls actually DO squirt and others are just releasing some urine.
I ran into a provider that claimed to be a squirter, but, to my dismay was releasing urine.

Trust me, there is a difference, and urine, well, yeech.
Its True, it only happens sometimes, my feeling is, it depends on the man. Ive never been able to make myself do it, alone or otherwise.

I find that it happens when Im on top, completly relaxed, and the man is in control of the ride.
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Have to be able to find her g-spot or make her orgasm to begin with.... that rules me out.
TexasDave... come see me... I'll show you and walk you thru it. Ask Jariou... I taught him and many others. I know what I'm doing and how to tell you to do it to me. And, YES SHEP... you're definately the KING of the squirt techniqe... "gotta POP that shit" is what I believe you said to me, right?... lol