Trump Just Made The Price Of Keystone Light Go Up, Boy Are Deplorables Going To Be Mad!

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  • 03-02-2018, 05:09 PM
Keystone Light is the number 1 selling beer in Texas to white men over 40 that own guns and drive pick up trucks that have at least 1 Trump related bumper sticker. Originally Posted by StandinStraight
I thought it was moonshine and piss out their boots...
That's actually a good thing. Maybe more people will avoid drinking Beer or any beverage from an Aluminum can. Aluminum over time leaches Aluminum into the beverage, Aluminum is toxic to the body. Drink Beer from glass bottles. Maybe that's why you act so dam stupid, you have Aluminum poisoning and probably don't even know it.

Jim Originally Posted by Mr MojoRisin
StandinShit drinks Chardonnay from boxes.
StandinShit drinks Chardonnay from boxes. Originally Posted by gnadfly
That " Chardonnay " in the box is some of assup and EKIM's newest line of dingleberry wine mixed with piss to get the color " right " ! Must have one hell of a " bouquet " !
[QUOTE=StandinStraight;10605603 15]Trumps new tariffs on Aluminum and Steel will cause beer prices to skyrocket .......QUOTE]

If Trump's proposed tariffs go through the cost of producing a six pack (of aluminum cans for either beer or soda) would go up approximately One Penny. That's all, dipshit.

Skyrocket , my ass......you know nothing about government, business, or finances....when are you gonna stop pretending you've got a clue, Professor Douchebag?