Grand Parents Day... Was I the only one?

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I smoked 2 cigars with a friend of mine... seemed classy.
Talked to several ladies and gents...not sure of class factor adjustment
Waitress asked if I was on W's tab and I said sure for one round...not classy, but sure was funny. Originally Posted by budman33
smoking cigars classy? I can't really comment on that...... A drunk stumbling around with a cigar hanging out of his mouth? CLASSIC.... not classy....

The 3 gals waiting on us have waisted on me as well as the group for 3 years now and not a one of them would have let you put a drink on my tab...... they know that MOST of my drinks tend to get bought FOR me by friends and the few drinks on my tab are for ladies.... You got some new waitress in a world of shit trying to put that on my tab......

I had no intention of bringing it up.... even though three different guys had some complaints about your drunken behavior......

But if your gonna brag about it here on the board...then put it out there truthfully......

Hopefully it's not indicative of your day to day life but on THAT particular day..... YOU were the CLASSIC Obnoxious Stumbling REDNOSED Drunk. not remotely classy in any arena.

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Rumor mongering typifies a certain element around here.

That said, regarding the topic of this post ... old enough to have grandchildren? And you call me old? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
YUP..... They haven't issued me my colostomy bag yet.... told me I was still a few years away from needing it.......I understand thats a sore spot with ya.....

No... So long as I can keep fucking and feeling 20yo ladies I'll consider myself young enough to still matter...
Yssup Rider's Avatar
You've moved up to 20 yr. olds? Who's YOUR grandaddy?

I see you've brought back your Wyldeman. I guess he's your GIMP! (Gimp's sleeping)

LOL!
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Oooops! Cancel that RTM for today. We'll save this for later. Unlike your fabrications, this is alll a matter of public record, BTW... puppet master! LOL!

Of course you know all bouts it ... but who else does ... in Travis County?
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{delayed post} reached out to some people at the social I interacted with.


Truthfully? I had a bit too much rum freely admitted. Your blonde liked me well enough.

As I was not .000 BAC I reached out to some of the hobbiests I spoke to throughout the night. They say 'so far' your full of lard. The tab thing i apologize a little for, the rest is another whispers fabrication but I don't blame ya. you see life through your own personal Star Wars Jabba the Hut Glasses. But I don't judge...

But hey, plenty of gents were there, surely one will back your version. publicly or via PM is fine. Otherwise I'm sorry you took offense to my FAT joke... or rather that your lackey Whyldebeast did WK'ing for you.

I do owe one hobbiest some drinks though, and a burger. P10's was good, but he deserves a casino el camino for putting up with me.
Back to the original thread:

Congrats on the g-kids. Like the old saying goes: If I had known that grand kids were this much fun, I would have had them first! I have 8 g-kids! Unfortunately, none by blood, only marriage. All mine though. And about a dozen who have adopted me and call me Big Dad also.

Guess that I will put the popcorn away and get on the plane to Costa Rica for a couple of weeks. Y'all play nice while I am gone!!!

G
WyldemanATX's Avatar
Bud33 from what I heard at the last GC dinner you did a very classless act. In fact it was not just one of a drunk ass, but more of a punk ass.
budman33's Avatar
classy: blatantly insulting someone based on things you heard. well done sir /golfclap
Please don't leave the audience hanging Wyldeman...we require details on our derails dammit and won't settle for anything less!

Oh and enjoy your trip to Costa Rica Gentleman....they have a huge butterfly forest(or whatever you call an area that large amounts of butterflies live in) and I've heard it's like a Disney cartoon-tons of them just flutter in your hand. I've always wanted to go.




Bud33 from what I heard at the last GC dinner you did a very classless act. In fact it was not just one of a drunk ass, but more of a punk ass. Originally Posted by Wyldeman30
WyldemanATX's Avatar
No need for details as that would give up the identity of this person without his permission.

I have heard from more than one source that he is an ass. Whispers has also indicated that more than one source said the same thing.

All I know is if he goes to a GC function and tries that shit with me he will not like what happens next.
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insults and now threats.. oh be still my heart. We all pretty much know who your source is, and making up additional ficticious sources is pretty easy here on the interwebs. My god man, quit while your behind. I am terribly sorry I am polite, friendly, easygoing and like rum. Did I get buzzed, hell yes...

But fuck make a poll to protect the innocent then... is Budman33 and asshole.. yes. no ... otherwise kindly go back to sucking your source's cock. good day to you sir.
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I never like talk..... I prefer ladies with sexy little moans and excited utterances...... I can't seem to verbalize much while fucking......

but a couple of Sundays ago......

At about 1030 in the morning after a long night of fucking.....

Just after waking up and putting the "morning wood" to use.....

At just that perfect moment.....

I whispered tenderly in her ear......

"Who's your GrandPa?"

After which she screamed, cursed me and began bucking like a bronco telling me repeatedly I was an asshole.....

I came..almost instantly..... but lasted the required 8 seconds...... Form was very poor though..... and I still don't know if I got her off.....



5 Grand Daughters and a Grand Son..... I'm a proud Grand Pappy! Originally Posted by Whispers

lmfaooooooo
WyldemanATX's Avatar
insults and now threats.. oh be still my heart. We all pretty much know who your source is, and making up additional ficticious sources is pretty easy here on the interwebs. My god man, quit while your behind. I am terribly sorry I am polite, friendly, easygoing and like rum. Did I get buzzed, hell yes...

But fuck make a poll to protect the innocent then... is Budman33 and asshole.. yes. no ... otherwise kindly go back to sucking your source's cock. good day to you sir. Originally Posted by budman33

I am thinking you are a slow individual. I did not insult you just stating the facts. I did not threaten you either. A threat would be if I said I was going to do something to you without any action on your part. A promise is where I stated that you would not like what happens if you do the same action to me as you did to another. If you are as polite and friendly as you claim to be then you have nothing to worry about.

Who do you think my source is bud33??? While I was sitting next to this person he offered up the information all on his own. It was not Whispers either.

Polls are overrated on this site. As I have informed your daddy Sup and now you I do not swing that way. Please look elsewhere.
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While I was sitting next to this person he offered up the information all on his own. It was not Whispers either. Originally Posted by Wyldeman30
Glory holes might not be the best place to gather intel buddy.
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Glory holes might not be the best place to gather intel buddy. Originally Posted by budman33

So are you the guy on the other side of the glory hole???


What are you trying to say Bud33????

I don't go to those seedy places like yourself...