Hello hobbyists ... How to say no fucking way when her pussy smells like decomposed tuna..

Did someone mention sushi....

You should tell her. She might have an infection that she needs to check out

Im pretty sure she was aware before the appt of her issue.

Baby girl if you can smell it they can to... You can't hide the smell of fish...

The darn truth right here.

Do yourself a favor and stop the session, tell her "I'm sorry, but there is something going on there and you should get seen. Unfortunately, I can't continue."

If one of us spots something that doesn't look safe, I assure you that many, including myself, will tell you to go see a doctor and halt everything. Whether you decide to compensate her for whatever time you spent together, that's up to you.


Camille Originally Posted by Camille Fox

Funny, I don't see KinkyOrca anywhere...
Doesn't he love the smell of Tuna?

For those of you more....seasoned....I'm hoping that we're talking about streetwalkers here, not ECCIE-savvy semi-professional providers?

I would think the review would be even MORE critical in a case like this.

"Honey, your pussy stinks. Go shower, or I'm going to leave." Originally Posted by Wakeup

Most people can not and will not say something like this ^^.

Best thing is to let her know with an email. Make sure you start with a complimentary sentence, then explain the situation that made you uncomfortable. If u wish, add some suggestions. Close with nice friendly words. If you really do want to see her again after the problem is fixed make sure you add that in.
Keep it nice and short.
This format alleviates room for misinterpretation. You don't want to come off as a jerk or somebody fishing for a discount. ( HAHA, fishing~tuna)

Now for the nurse in me to go off on a little tangent. ...
Vaginal discharge is normal. A scent is normal. It fluctuates with your cycle.
A clear or white discharge with a very mild scent is usually normal if no itching is present. The Rephresh brand (walmart) sells suppositories to help balance pH levels and helps with the unfresh feeling or a slight smell.
Yellow discharge usually will have a smell and you need to get checked out soon.
Green discharge might not smell but is cause for an immediate Dr. visit. Not ER immediate, but make a physician appt. the day you notice it immediate.
Yeast infections are easy to recognize and alleviate Over The Counter as long as you are urinating normally.

Sadly I have to add this in:
Troll comments will be ignored unless it is really funny.

Just as when you ladies go down for a BJ, any unpleasant odor can affect the time spent down there. Same as DATY, I recently had to relay that message to what was otherwise a very pleasant experience. When I mentioned she was less than fresh when I visited, she turned on me telling me she always has a clean pussy. Which was true her pussy was clean and delicious. The pussy was not the source of the odor. I mentioned it after the session to make her aware for future reference. She was a nice lady until she turned on me and I wanted to help her business. Sometimes there's no polite way to tell a lady "your shit stinks"

None of you ladies have addressed a very important part of the OP's post. Let's say you are 15-20 minutes into a $300 appointment when he runs into the tuna problem.

You've been going down on him prior to DATY, and then he says he wants to end the appointment because you didn't maintain your pussy. (SD brings up a very important point in that a little soap will probably not solve the issue).

Should he have to pay for his wasted time and skanky experience? If so, how much?

Good point C4, 1/3 of the way into a session would seem like you pay 1/3 the hour rate, right? But he still didn't get what he came for, so finish with a BBBJCIM and pay half of the session? But girls usually have a half hour rate, usually 200.
This actually raises more questions than answers, which is not uncommon for C4's posts.

Good point C4, 1/3 of the way into a session would seem like you pay 1/3 the hour rate, right? But he still didn't get what he came for, so finish with a BBBJCIM and pay half of the session? But girls usually have a half hour rate, usually 200.
This actually raises more questions than answers, which is not uncommon for C4's posts.
Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

TFF! ... If her coochie stinks that bad, I'd focus on gargling with mouthwash, taking a hot shower, and taking a pee. Fuck the money ... I'd just clean up and get the hell out.

You can politely indicate that you think there may be a problem down there. Or, if you're too shy, just spray a little fragrance mist or deodorant in the direction of the offensive element ... that'll get the message across.

For those of you more....seasoned....I'm hoping that we're talking about streetwalkers here, not ECCIE-savvy semi-professional providers?

I would think the review would be even MORE critical in a case like this. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Is there even such a thing as streewalkers anymore?

You could always just put some Grey Poupon on it.

Most every time she knows she has a smell. Whether she's used to her smell or not, Idk.
What I don't understand Is when she gets a fishy review, why she mad and rushing to coed starting a rebuttal threAD discrediting the reviewer.
Just clean yourself up. Clean up your surroundings....just clean everything up!
Cleanliness Is godliness!

Op give her 60 bucks and leave. Go buy you some nausea control liquid and take a dose so you don't throw up

How about "I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth and take a shower."