Sofia, welcome back sweetie... the children have missed you...
What Deer Hunter sang after he finally met Sofia...
In a bar in Nuevo Laredo, across from Home Depot, on a stage she took off her bra
I thought I’d get closer, so I walked on over, I sat down and asked her their names
when the reviews fin’lly hit her, she said „I‘m no quitter, but fin’lly quit living on coin-op dreams
I’m hungry for a blue water master, and, satisfaction ever faster, I’m after whatever laughter a new threAD brings
In the mirror I saw him, and closely watched him, I thought how I hoped he was out of mace
he came all over the woman who sat there beside me, he had a relieved look on his face
his right hand was callused, said he was from Dallas, for a minute I thought I would never get any more head
then he started shakin‘, his big phallus was ackin‘, he turned to the woman and said:
Sofia, You picked a fine time to leave me... for real
with four horny providers and but a single condom ... would they yield
You had some lame threads,
lived through some blame threads,
you're posting on another board WW has alleged
you picked a fine time to leave me, ... for Dear Hunter to wed!
After he left us, I ordered more whiskey, I thought how she said ,,, well he was pretty small
from the lights of the barroom to a rented hotel room, he stalked without talkin' at all
She was a cutie-patootie, but when she offered to screw me, she must have thought I’d lost my mind
I couldn’t hold her, ´cause the words that he told her kept coming back time after time
Sofia, You picked a fine time to leave me... for real
with four horny providers and but a single condom would they yield
You had some lame threads,
lived through some blame threads,
you're posting on another board WW has alleged
you picked a fine time to leave me, ... for Dear Hunter to wed!