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Usually as a rule of thumb I listen to what the male lesbians say and do the opposite.
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  • CIP
  • 12-09-2017, 07:34 AM
Usually as a rule of thumb I listen to what the male lesbians say and do the opposite. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
Yeah but that doesn’t mean you have to torture yourself by seeing a Sasquatch.....I mean it really is going a bit too far don’t you think?

Again this is if we are even talking about the right Chloe but the Chloe that I know, the notorious upstate New York Sasquatch, has a camel toe you could drive a truck through, is besties with the notorious pimp in Syracuse, and is one of Major Handys stable girls.
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I'd like to pork that BSC chick from the Manifesto.
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  • 12-09-2017, 07:40 AM
I'd like to pork that BSC chick from the Manifesto. Originally Posted by Flair4Drama
OK, Flair4, Let’s keep it on topic, and keep the suggestions to providers.
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Yeah but that doesn’t mean you have to torture yourself by seeing a Sasquatch.....I mean it really is going a bit too far don’t you think?

Again this is if we are even talking about the right Chloe but the Chloe that I know, the notorious upstate New York Sasquatch, has a camel toe you could drive a truck through, is besties with the notorious pimp in Syracuse, and is one of Major Handys stable girls. Originally Posted by CIP
I understand your words. I know the email is "cloegiggles.somesuch". I do wish I could see the face better, that makes a significant difference.

The board personality stuff I don't really go by. A loose gaping slash is not something that I would go out of my way for.

I could recite examples of hooks that the male lesbians love and swear by that I wouldn't fuck any sooner than I would fuck an angry rattlesnake.
JONBALLS's Avatar
the chloe

ellie


pulled outta cindys gems on ridgeway?


just prior to NB loosing his shit over her?
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side note for nostalgia freaks

the gems Hollenbeck house is on the market not a bad property just over priced at the moment like everything else

and exchange looks boarded not sure about that status

but you could be reliven the dream
Next Best Thing's Avatar
the chloe

ellie


pulled outta cindys gems on ridgeway?


just prior to NB loosing his shit over her? Originally Posted by JONBALLS
JB I have seen you cross swords with this hook before. Is sabertoothed sasquatch a reasonable description?

I totally enjoy her pictures but if the face is horrible this would make a huge difference.
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  • CIP
  • 12-09-2017, 08:36 AM
JB I have seen you cross swords with this hook before. Is sabertoothed sasquatch a reasonable description?

I totally enjoy her pictures but if the face is horrible this would make a huge difference. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
The face is more cliche “next door” ish. Not great looking, not ugly either. Her fake tits, lousy attitude, big snatch.....once was enough.

Back to the listing.....

CIP....who’s next.
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The face is more cliche “next door” ish. Not great looking, not ugly either. Her fake tits, lousy attitude, big snatch.....once was enough. Originally Posted by CIP
Very good, thank you. My approach is always that if I like the way the hook looks I can work with it. The attitude is tertiary. I am perfectly capable of being every bit as unwelcoming and menacing as any hook that ever lived if need be.

My preference is physically fit hooks that do not smell like shit and let me do whatever I want to do to them. The money they charge is essentially irrelevant.

Loose, inelastic pussy? H-U-G-E red flag.
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JB I have seen you cross swords with this hook before. Is sabertoothed sasquatch a reasonable description?

I totally enjoy her pictures but if the face is horrible this would make a huge difference. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
don't know about the face today

our politics def don't see eye to eye

I guess I can forgo any great sex if it means having to listen to views I cant stand

I could see some guys needing to sit and nod their heads for hours having to listen to crap

and try and find some strange connection

just to get to the pussy for who knows what? reduced rates if you can deal with a mess? idk

but found id rather just pay for a half and call it a day






when she didn agree with my typings

her fix

was to go on fake witch hunt about me traveling to Texas

and various states in the country side

and forcing bareback on whores , forcible rape

when I wasn't spending my time doing it here

and when that was false she thought I didn't need

a simple straight up apology which probably couldhave just solved it

but I was being unreasonable for not understanding her overall "intentions"
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Thank you JB and I have run into quite a few hooks who have opinions about a variety of things. Sometimes they venture into my wheelhouse, I get a huge laugh out of them when this happens.

These girls do not maintain regular jobs. They're home a lot. The ones who think they're smart spend too much time watching The View now that soap operas have disappeared. The ones who think they're really smart spend too much time watching CNN.

If they have tight lower abdominals and look good I'll rail them all night on weekend overnights. If not, they're the object of ridicule.

I come here to scout pussy. Thin pickings these days.
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no problem

been interesting to watch the transitions since the inception of eccie

somehow in the beginning the hooks thought and or were being groomed to try and present themselves as

anything but what they weren't ..... hookers

you couldn't even mutter the word hooker 5 years ago here


barebacking never took place and the Vp's were only second to mother thereasa


cindys gems was considered street trash (even though most of them made a stop there before here) and shunned as outcasts along with any guy that saw them

dido for the AC


but in the last few years

all these same whores are now all coming together

cause truth is

the ones that thought or were taught to act like

they were any diff than a chick walking the street are all co mingling


as if any of that stuff above never happened

entertaining to say the least
Next Best Thing's Avatar
They are fucking prostitutes.

They rent out their mouths, slashes, and God knows what else for money. There's a reason they're willing to do this and it's not because they play by the rules or have spent their lives keeping their noses to the grindstone.

On the other hand some of them are interesting people and are decent conversationalists. They have all led entirely different lives than I have and I enjoy listening to them shoot the shit unless they are entitled arrogant pieces of shit.

I hope I can bang out the hook Chloe. Her rates are child's play to me and if she looks good and is willing to do what I want her to do she certainly has all the right parts in all the right places. That is if I'm reading correctly.
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ties a board ...across yer ass ta keeps from fallin ...in an fuck the subhuman ...meat cone raw wearin yer red ...maga hat then pulls outs an blows ...a load rights in er fuckin face

...that be high ...romance