Why do the Providers have a NCA Policy?

I am disturbed by the NCA trend. Originally Posted by dearhunter
I smell another sticky thread!!

As for NCA, I don't care one way or the other - just the flexible kind of guy I am - Can't wait 'til RamboCat sees this one though!!
no cats allowed.....come on.....i never bring sand to the beach.
boardman's Avatar
Fucking haters!
London Rayne's Avatar
What he said! Cats rule you punks!
Am I totally freaking clueless or are you guys actually talking about REAL cats...?
dearhunter's Avatar
Except for the ones who are pussies.
boardman's Avatar
You asshats thinck this is real goddam funny don't you?

Any of you fuckers ever been denied a session just cuz your fur is too long or your claws are sharp? Yep, I didn't think so!

This is bullshit!
pyramider's Avatar
BM needs to be more open and honest during the screening process.
Still Looking's Avatar
NO Cunt Asperations? I've just called then pussy farts!
No Chapped Asses.
No Caucasians Allowed...?
Old-T's Avatar
  • Old-T
  • 12-15-2011, 12:33 PM
Is theis discussion STILL going on? "NCA" is SOOOOOO yesterday. All the A-listers have moved on to NDA--THAT's where it's at.
London Rayne's Avatar
It's ok boardman...I would let you share a litter box if we can't find any Jimmy Choos to piss in.
boardman's Avatar
I don't know, most girls thinck we are all uneducated alley cats beating bitches up and shit.
There may be some alerts posted on cat burglars out there but that doesn't automatically make me one.
I don't have any alerts and even had a provider post a good review on me so WTF.
I may be a little larger than the household variety tomcat but I don't beat the pussy up.
You girls with the NCA policies need to come clean. Why can't you all be more like London and share the pussy with all. That's what we're paying for right?
Although, London, I've told you before I loathe the litter box. Love the Jimmy Choos though.
If you don't want to see cats, then you should put it in your ads.

And if you don't want to see a girl who sees cats, then you will know and won't get any of those feelings of inadequacy just because a feline may have "been there" just before you.

Don't lump all cats together. They are not all tomcats. Sure... you can call your vagina a pussy, but you wanna say no matter how cool the cat, you are just not "comfortable" with them or you had a bad experience with a cat once.

Ever heard of being a "tiger in bed"? Where did you think that came from?


And that slightly rough tongue? It rocks! But if you wanna have orgasm-less sessions, just keep it up. I'm just sayin. You don't know what you are missing.