How to bring up size prior to an appointment

Well, yew may have a big dick, but Ah am a big dick.

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Well for those of you who saw Hangover 2, I was the stunt cock for Mr. Chow when he was getting his cock licked by the monkey, so that ought to give you a prospective of my size problem!!!

Noman, I think you were cursed with the proverbial "tube steak"... That thing sounds a little scary. But you're in a luck with the porn trends these days and chicks bein filmed putting progressively bigger things in their honey pots. So it's just a matter of time before you find some provider somewhere in the state that caters to that niche and will take the 10lb hammer!

The rest of you guys, your self deprecating humor has given me a good laugh. Thanks!

This was a funny read.

Maybe change your handle to "Magnum Buster".

Beyond that, women are as visual as men are, so perhaps a visit to a "toy" store might help. See if there's something that you think is your equal. Take a pic of it or find an ad showing it with the dimensions.

Might want to avoid the ones with all those nubbies or artificial warts on them though. Originally Posted by Loxly

Originally Posted by redbeard42

Oh hell no!! Lol

Most likely, if you dipped 90% of us arctic waters, we'd look like a crop of button mushrooms.

This ended up being a lot more entertaining to read than I expected...lol

OP, my condolences. I've never experienced what you've described, but my favorite personal story was dating this tiny little thing that liked it rough, so after a dozen times or so the subject of anal came up and she said "Oh, I LOVE anal, but(looks at my crotch) not with THAT THING." She asked me why I was laughing and I said "I never ever imagined I would ever wish my penis was smaller." LOL

This ended up being a lot more entertaining to read than I expected...lol

OP, my condolences. I've never experienced what you've described, but my favorite personal story was dating this tiny little thing that liked it rough, so after a dozen times or so the subject of anal came up and she said "Oh, I LOVE anal, but(looks at my crotch) not with THAT THING." She asked me why I was laughing and I said "I never ever imagined I would ever wish my penis was smaller." LOL Originally Posted by Txcruiser

There are certain advantages to being hung like a hamster.