The Perfect Lover

Mexxxican Warrior's Avatar
Personally I would maybe use the word ideal instead of perfect. It's sort of like beauty ; all in the eyes of the beholder. However, even if you're paying I think the perfect lover should always start with yourself as you have to be perfect in order to get perfection. If you both bring what the other person desires to the table then perhaps you can call it a "perfect" experience.

Anything short of this "perfection" still has the potential to be just a really good time. Just my two cents. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789
I think you mean, "Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder".
In addition to Willing and Willing to Repeat, I would ad....she STFU afterwards....Wait, I may the solution..... https://www.realdoll.com Originally Posted by Russ38
I can't talk with a dick
in my mouth.
I think you mean, "Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder". Originally Posted by Mexxxican Warrior
You're right.


pyramider's Avatar
I can't talk with a dick
in my mouth. Originally Posted by siberia

Oh, if more women would say that ...
Don T. Lukbak's Avatar
Oh, if more women would say that ... Originally Posted by pyramider
....then they wouldn't have dicks in their mouths.

Dammit.
I can't talk with a dick
in my mouth. Originally Posted by siberia
link us the review .....

...... once it's up.

:NotHoldingBreath:
....then they wouldn't have dicks in their mouths.

Dammit. Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

If you have dangling death in your mouth you can talk hell probably even sing a lullaby
link us the review .....

...... once it's up.

:NotHoldingBreath: Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

She is trying to advertise lol
pyramider's Avatar
If you have dangling death in your mouth you can talk hell probably even sing like Sammy Hagar with Van Hagar Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Fixed it
Russ38's Avatar
I can't talk with a dick
in my mouth. Originally Posted by siberia
I like the way you think....keep thinking like that....
I like the way you think....keep thinking like that.... Originally Posted by Russ38
HA
Alyssa XOXO's Avatar
How God designs women?

1.) Attractive
2.) Compatibility
3.) Enjoys Sex

Pick TWO Originally Posted by citizen44
DAMN, that's a good one!
rafo77's Avatar
In addition to Willing and Willing to Repeat, I would ad....she STFU afterwards....Wait, I may the solution..... https://www.realdoll.com Originally Posted by Russ38
mmm kind of lousy in the housekeeping and cooking departments though
We would need a lot longer checklist to find the right wife or "wifey material". She should be a good lover and etc.
boardman's Avatar
I can't talk with a dick
in my mouth. Originally Posted by siberia
= compatability...