I can't believe he/she said that!

I thought you were an Eskimo? LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

Alright ... eskimo pie ....

Alright ... eskimo pie .... Originally Posted by pyramider

There have been a few other comments that really surprised me but the racist one was especially memorable LOL.

I will be thincking of you as I eat Eskimo pies this summer.

There have been a few other comments that really surprised me but the racist one was especially memorable LOL. Originally Posted by alluringava

I can't believe someone would say that. Besides everyone knows you Indian. 'Slapahoe" tride I think right? LOL

She looks Irish.

I can't believe someone would say that. Besides everyone knows you Indian. 'Slapahoe" tride I think right? LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

See that's why I didn't get the 'Chink' part. He should have called me a Red Indian! Savage!! :P

I have a really small penis and trouble getting hard. WHAT???
From that point on I know that my job is going to be hard...unlike him. Of course you get verification that they can please you in other ways. Hmmmm I like penetration, lets put a splint on that bitch n get after it!

I have a really small penis and trouble getting hard. WHAT???
From that point on I know that my job is going to be hard...unlike him. Of course you get verification that they can please you in other ways. Hmmmm I like penetration, lets put a splint on that bitch n get after it! Originally Posted by seductivesarah

Or from a guy where it isn't getting hard:

"This has NEVER EVER happened before in my life!" and then this guy proceeded to insist it was the temperature in the room and asked me to turn it 'up' a few notches. I was disappointed, I thought gosh darn it, I was HOT enough for him LOL!

OK ladies, interesting stuff. That sounds like it could be a new thread.

e.g., Should he warn you ahead of time is he's French only? Just how disappointed ARE you in that situation? Would you tell him to look elsewhere?

Oops, I'm hijacking my own thread!

Sorry, my curious mind is at work again.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

LMFAO, Ava!!!

I was once called "my beautiful little f*@k doll". Although it took me by surprise, it made my kitty purr and turned things up a few notches...

Originally Posted by Lovelyelle_01

Lovelyelle after veiwing your showcase you are a
"Beautiful Little F*@k Doll"

I had this client show-up. He was the "dream client" for most. Younger, tan, tall, smokin hott.. My first thought was "Is this for real".. LOL.. We got started. With-in about 2 mins of kissin and touching, I was about ready to get my purse & ask him how much HIS donation was for the hour.. LOL.. I am tellin ya.. HOTT!!!!!..

Well, We turned it up... He threw me on the bed.. I was already about to turn that bed into a lake.. LOL.. I reached towards the night stand, then "dream guy" tells me, "I DONT NEED THAT COVER BABY. I AM ABOUT TO RAPE YOU, AND YOUR GONNA BEG ME NOT TO PULL OUT"

*******STOP SIGN*******W T F********

I kept reaching in the direction of "the cover", and I could tell he did not understand why. I rolled back over (Tomb Raider style) with my Glock 45 compact.. HE FELL BACKWARDS OF THE DAMN BED.. LMFAO!!!!! His eyes were bigger than the 20's on my truck..

I asked him to re-state the above, and I swear this man was about to cry.. He explained to me, that it "turned him on" to talk crazy.. But he has never and will never see a provider without using a cover.. I told him that was about the dumbest shit he could have ever said.. (at least to me). He said he was sorry, and we got back to biz.

I tried like hell for the next 30mins to get his flagpole working correctly, but I failed.. DAMN... I was REALLY looking forward to that.. He never called me again..

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