Hatfields & McCoys

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If we could get a republican and democrat to marry,would it help our divided political environment? Originally Posted by ekim008
It's already been done. James Carville and Mary Matalin. I hear their kids look like aliens. Not a good sign. Of course, Carville looks like an alien, so at least Mary wasn't cheating on him.
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There were many lost opportunities to make peace.

The young Hatfield man who wants to marry the beautiful young McCoy girl should have been the perfect way to unite the warring tribes, but the leaders were just too headstrong and too full of hate to do the right thing.

Instead the young girl is thrown out of the house by her father who now considers her to be only trash and then her brothers viciously attack the young man who wants to marry her.

. . . What is wrong with people?




 Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
The plot line is actually very similar to Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet."
The young lovers were from families that hated each other.
Chica Chaser's Avatar
I wonder how close to real life the story is/was?
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It's already been done. James Carville and Mary Matalin. I hear their kids look like aliens. Not a good sign. Of course, Carville looks like an alien, so at least Mary wasn't cheating on him. Originally Posted by mastermind238
Mary Matalin's pet name for James Carville is serpent head, I'm not kidding.
Iaintliein's Avatar
The way it should have been handled and what the resulting love child may have looked like:
I B Hankering's Avatar
The plot line is actually very similar to Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet."
The young lovers were from families that hated each other. Originally Posted by joe bloe
I wonder how close to real life the story is/was? Originally Posted by Chica Chaser
I read a book some thirty years ago, "The Hatfields and the McCoys" by Virgil Carrington Jones. Randolph McCoy was twenty years older than Devil Anse. The book explains the McCoys (not Randolph: age?) of Kentucky fought for the Union; whereas, the Hatfields (including Devil Anse) of West Virginia fought for the South. The 'Romeo and Juliet' story is true.
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The way it should have been handled and what the resulting love child may have looked like: Originally Posted by Iaintliein
That's actually how Johnny Depp looks without makeup.
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That's actually how Johnny Depp looks without makeup. Originally Posted by joe bloe
Maybe they saved money on "Dark Shadows" by recycling most of the make up. It was, however, disappointing for a Depp film.
Fast Gunn's Avatar
This true and tragic story holds a powerful moral for us all.

Savage hatred will destroy lives totally and needlessly.

. . . But will people ever learn?
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James Carville and Mary Matalin...or have you forgotten. Rush Limbaugh seated next to Camille LaPaglia.
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  • 05-30-2012, 05:43 AM
If we could get a republican and democrat to marry,would it help our divided political environment? Originally Posted by ekim008
I don't wanna rehash the gay marriage debate but what about you and IB going the civil union route!

FastGunn and seedman wound be my second choice at a happy union to save us all!


I don't wanna rehash the gay marriage debate but what about you and IB going the civil union route!

FastGunn and seedman wound be my second choice at a happy union to save us all!


Originally Posted by WTF

No thanks I wouldn't get near anyone who likes the Phelps you can have my place.or let COG.
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Well, if you're going to make painful pairs, allow me to return the dubious favor, you little WTF worm.

How about you and Rush Limbaugh cuddled together close on a date?

Or even better, maybe matrimony. After all, gay marriage is the new trend.

. . . Of course, Rush would naturally want to be on top, but I'm sure you'd be willing to accommodate him wouldn't you?

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  • 05-30-2012, 09:23 AM
I'd marry Rush. He is loaded and loves to play golf. I'd subcontract out his butt fucking to you , if you had a dick. Maybe your vagina will convert him to women.

It's already been done. James Carville and Mary Matalin. I hear their kids look like aliens. Not a good sign. Of course, Carville looks like an alien, so at least Mary wasn't cheating on him. Originally Posted by mastermind238

what did eve ask adam?

what the hell do you mean the kids dont look like you?