Soap and Water

You are correct. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

Ladies, if you stink, let me know. Love to dive around in the fish pond!

You are correct. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. Originally Posted by GracePreston

Lol

While I have read a large number of ladies take issue with the cleanliness of the men that may come through to visit them..even to the point of being very particular about grooming and whatnot...

Sweet Jesus, a bar of soap is not all that expensive. Ok, so you have a miniature amazon rain forrest down there. Fine! Freaking wash up. Doing a quick washcloth across your tits, and over your ass does not constitute a "shower".

Additionally, and even worse... Stripper Stank. You know what it is. A mixture of cigarette smoke, Edit - VS , ones favorite cologne, and a slight hint of "vanilla" added for extra emphasis. This shit does not go away. Even the gas-station trick of dousing ones self in gasoline doesn't cover it up. When I am driving down 635 with my windows down, hoping to clear out the air and the dudes behind me honking wanting to give me a high five because he can smell it too?

Look, I know it is a very small percentage. But when I make an appointment with you, I take extra time to wash my ass really well. I try to get cleaned up again when I get there. I mow my lawn. For fucks sake, buy a bar of soap and wash your pussy, between your breasts, your neck....maybe even your whole body?

That would be awesome. Originally Posted by motrctyman

I just looked thru your reviews... and I think its pretty self explanatory why you're experiencing these issues.

I just looked thru your reviews... and I think its pretty self explanatory why you're experiencing these issues. Originally Posted by VIP Mya Michelle

Do you wash your face with butter?

I always have a bubblebath to get ready for my dates.......AND I usually give my gents a bubblebath before we play Originally Posted by DallasRain

Best answer yet!

Its already been proven that douching can create more problems than it "solves". Originally Posted by GracePreston

What a load of crap. Any such studies weren't done on sex providers who take a lot of different dicks on a regular basis. It's magical thinking to claim that that couldn't lead to stank puss. There are douches that have natural pH, providers should be using them if they want to avoid "stinky" reviews or locker room sharing bout their "lack of freshness" (gosh, previous generations of women even douched regularly with vinegar and water, and somehow they didn't suffer the plague of yeast infections that apparently abound nowadays).

It comes from PC bs, "women shouldn't have to douche to please men". Of course they shouldn't, if they don't give a damn about enjoying men's attention - BUT if attention from men happens to be important to them, then they'd better stop with the earth mother bs and start considering what matters to men. One would think that such considerations would be important to providers... [end of rant]

What a load of crap... [end of rant] Originally Posted by Bobave

Love me some threads where dudes come on here and tell and then argue with a lady what's best to keep her vajajay clean, what services she should offer, or how much she should charge to put up with us fuckwads.

Love me some threads where dudes come on here and tell and then argue with a lady what's best to keep her vajajay clean, what services she should offer, or how much she should charge to put up with us fuckwads. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

There are 2 different kinds of Douche Bags.

What ever happened to a gallon of kerosene and a box of matches?

What a load of crap. Any such studies weren't done on sex providers who take a lot of different dicks on a regular basis. It's magical thinking to claim that that couldn't lead to stank puss. There are douches that have natural pH, providers should be using them if they want to avoid "stinky" reviews or locker room sharing bout their "lack of freshness" (gosh, previous generations of women even douched regularly with vinegar and water, and somehow they didn't suffer the plague of yeast infections that apparently abound nowadays).

It comes from PC bs, "women shouldn't have to douche to please men". Of course they shouldn't, if they don't give a damn about enjoying men's attention - BUT if attention from men happens to be important to them, then they'd better stop with the earth mother bs and start considering what matters to men. One would think that such considerations would be important to providers... [end of rant] Originally Posted by Bobave

Oh.. I wasn't aware you were a lady. What a coincidence. I've been looking for a doubles partner. But you'll have to get your vagina checked what with all that douching you seem to think you need.

My GYN is well aware of what I do for a living. Even with that, constant douching is not good for the vagina and can lead to a wicked case of BV. I'm in my late 30's, and I've never had BV, a yeast infection, or a problem with unpleasant odor. Amazing what one can accomplish with simple soap and water.

Simply put, if the lady has stank puss, she either has a bacterial issue or she is taking stripper baths between multiple sessions in a day. Take your pick.

Any ob/gyn will tell you douching is not the best option and to douch with caution and pretty much at your own risk.

Your vagina will take care of itself if you treat it and yourself right and wash the outside with GENTLE soap and water daily and after sex.

If you got stank pussy it could be something you're ingesting regularly (foods or medications), your metabolism, a hygiene issue or bacterial infection. And yes I say metabolism because women with diabetes or other metabolic issues or anomalies can be more prone to yeast and/or bacterial infections.

I have bareback sex several times a week and have a practically scent free vajayjay. It's not that difficult to have a clean vajayjay if you take care of yourself and your overall health and hygiene. This includes being sure to drink water every day, not letting yourself get run down, and keeping yourself clean.

It also helps that I try to have each gentleman caller shower as they arrive and use mouth wash. If they've already showered I usually request they wash their hands and use mouthwash. This keeps the amount of bacteria I expose myself to down to a level my body can handle.

Even the gas-station trick of dousing ones self in gasoline doesn't cover it up. . Originally Posted by motrctyman

This ^^^

I'm so super duper UTR these days I don't EVER post shit.....

But this...

I thought I was the only one who ever "spilled" a drop of gas on my jeans to cover up the excessive hobby fumes!!! LOL

Congrats on dragging me out of hiding to post this

+ 100% to MILF2002 overall health both for men and women is the issue ( and soap and water)