When we were kings (or queens)..

i was a king when i knocked on the door to her incall-Toni Lovex's door, although back then she was called ynuff teacher-and saw an african queen-(getting her mba no less!), i found out later.

she was practically naked, and a total stunna. gorgeous huge boobs, and when she turned around to move towards the bed and her ass was an ebony high school cheerleader's booty, i was sprung..

then, after a good amount of booty worship, she let me pop her greek cherry, which was on a whole 'nother level.

and the rest, as they say, is history..

when we were kings..

so, this is not last New Years but the one before, when i show up to vegas with a sorry 1500, but my nephew Rory, after having told me not to bring any pros-i obliged-arrived with 50gs.

on the 2nd day, after getting treated great pretty much everywhere on the Strip, and after playing at the Excalibur for a couple of hours, my nephew asked the pit boss if we could get a comp for 2 at some italian restaurant. he checked his computer, then asked Rory if 250 was ok. Rory said sure.

2 dudes spending 250 at an Italian restaurant is like an accomplishment. we kept ordering shit, then we'd ask the waitress if we we're close to 250. And she'd tell us we were still 100 bucks short. so we'd pick out another 7 or 8 items from the menu, including the 3 pound meat lasagna. since rory flew but i drove, leftovers ended up in my cooler. and that shit was legit heavy.

i didn't buy groceries for a good 3 months after i got back.

when we were kings. or queens. lets hear your stories, if you're game.

I was a king on a few occasions, holding the dice for a very long roll, rolling so good when I sevened out the players applauded, then again, I would get a number, throw another number, then 7 out of the 3rd roll and I wanted to just disappear.


One time we were coming back from Biloxi and decided to stop at the Isle of Capri Lake Charles and roll for breakfast money. There were just two guys at the table and they had this 'I've been getting my ass kicked all night' looks on their faces. So I had $25 and set $5 on the line and threw out a 2-1. Now I had $20 left, so I set $5 on the line and threw a 4-2. I gambled and bet $5 odds and $10 for a hard six. Next roll was a 3-3. So I come in and make around $100 in about 2 minutes, meanwhile the guys didn't bet with me and they lost out on a quick win. I cashed out fast, and got a breakfast buffet. I don't know if they ever started winning, but I won't ever forget the look they gave me when I was cashing out.

I'm really excited to read a thread on a hobby board that has nothing to do with hobbying from two gents who add no value as far as intel. Just terrible but that's just my opinion. Then mention some irrelevant dude named Shine. I searched his posts and in my opinion good riddance. Perhaps op don't drink and post

A day I won’t forget! Thanks for the love honey.

Oh shinny poo … I miss his posts!

I'm really excited to read a thread on a hobby board that has nothing to do with hobbying from two gents who add no value as far as intel. Just terrible but that's just my opinion. Then mention some irrelevant dude named Shine. I searched his posts and in my opinion good riddance. Perhaps op don't drink and post Originally Posted by Pitroom

shine was..a bit hard to defend. not gonna lie.

add nothing to the board? bro i've taken one for the team way more than you'll ever do in 50 hobby lifetimes. you think i should try to impress you? jus, naw..

pull up any hottie on LC and good chance i can give you her full backstory and her relevant service details.

and i'd like to remind you, this is the sandbox, which really aint about hobby topics. it's about anything but the hobby, strictly speaking. hobby-related shit goes in coed.

did you even know who toni lovex was before i started this thread? among other things, she's an african goddess. did doubles qv bbbj with her and nina renee. that shit was off the chain and why i still bother to hobby.

why don't you read some of my reviews? you'll see why you should show respect to your elders. i, for one, respect my elders.

if you have something relevant to add to the thread that is on point, post it uitb. if not, then stfu, sir..

Oh shinny poo … I miss his posts! Originally Posted by Cendell M

lol Cendell. if he coulda just posted like no more than 1 new thread a week, i woulda gone to bat for him. but he gave me very little to work with. it is what it is.

I was a king on a few occasions, holding the dice for a very long roll, rolling so good when I sevened out the players applauded, then again, I would get a number, throw another number, then 7 out of the 3rd roll and I wanted to just disappear.


One time we were coming back from Biloxi and decided to stop at the Isle of Capri Lake Charles and roll for breakfast money. There were just two guys at the table and they had this 'I've been getting my ass kicked all night' looks on their faces. So I had $25 and set $5 on the line and threw out a 2-1. Now I had $20 left, so I set $5 on the line and threw a 4-2. I gambled and bet $5 odds and $10 for a hard six. Next roll was a 3-3. So I come in and make around $100 in about 2 minutes, meanwhile the guys didn't bet with me and they lost out on a quick win. I cashed out fast, and got a breakfast buffet. I don't know if they ever started winning, but I won't ever forget the look they gave me when I was cashing out. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

good shit sir!

hilarious about the quick 7 out. been there, done that. now i'm having better luck on the donts since i'm shooting shitty. it aint pretty, but hopefully it will keep "gitting it dun.."

A day I won’t forget! Thanks for the love honey. Originally Posted by ToniLovex

i forgot to say hi luv. i didn't even know you were in town! figured you were still in gotham city, livin it up in the city that never sleeps. welcome back to h-town!

so i had an appointment with my atf fbsm therapist, nicollette. i arrive and knock when i get to the red mat. she opens the door, looking like the hottest administrative assistant you've ever seen. blaque barbie indeed..

she ushers me in and once in the appointed room, she says, get comfortable, lay down, and i'll be right back. sounds like a plan. i drop 6 harriet tubmans by accident on the counter before i get comfortable and lay down face first.

fast forward to mid-session, after she had given me one hiroshima event and another nagasaki..

i said, luv can i please you?

she said, what did you have in mind?

i said, dont worry, you will enjoy, just follow my lead. she smiles and says wryly, "well i'll try anything once. maybe twice."
wait, only twice? ok well maybe i'll be worn out by then. turns out, i was..

i said leave your top mostly on, but expose one boob by freeing the nipple just so. and let your skirt slide down to your knees and your panties a little above that. i wanted to create the sex on the conference table with your really hot secretary vibe. like when you finally get to bang your hot co-worker, quickly, on the office conference table. (it won't ever look the same..)

her ass looked and smelled delicious, so i went down on her from the back. with my thumb, i could feel her pussy dripping..

i pulled her skirt and panties down another 2 inches each, and ordered her into face way down, ass way tf up..

as i'm plowing her delicious groove thing with my freakishly long almost but not quite jean simmons tongue, she starts fucking me back with her sumptuous ass while moaning seductively if invountariy..

i put her legs over my shoulders and used that position to get more leverage, which caused her to moan even more, and i plowed my tongue even deeper into her flawless black gurl secretary's booty..

then her legs started to quiver and shake, and with my freakishly long tongue going deeper into her flawless perky booty, suddenly she erupted into seismic full body electric shocks, and with each pulse, her fine ready-for-any-office pussy and urethra shot out jets of hot squirting liquid. finally, after like 10 seconds, her full-body electrified seizure-induced geysers finally abated. seeing a well dressed, sexy business woman totally lose control and squirt uncontrollably is really just all that.

she barely got to her feet, and when she did, she was unable to move, so i held her tightly for like 15 minutes until she finally returned back down to earth from her icarus-inspired sojourn..

going big picture, her body language said please me. i need to step my game, vountary

lets hear your stories. when we were kings (or queens)..

so i was a king with my hobby atf, taylor. don’t ask me taylor who, cause i aint sayin. but if my hobby brother can land her, i say, well done sir. very well done. and he has. and that is an accomplishment far beyond anything i’ve ever achieved, and probably will ever achieve, even in 10 hobby lifetimes. and you know who you are sir. and sorry i’ve been such a shitty friend. i’m like a pitbull as i’m slowly squeezing my hoa to death, and torturing them along the way, for the fuckery they tried to get away with. it’s been a long time coming, but i owe you big time, and i haven’t forgotten.

but can you really ever land a provider? i see it like a junky; once she’s tasted the forbidden fruit even just once, it doesn’t matter. she’s a vamp for life. once she gets the rush of getting paid for slinging pussy, she can never go back. it’s a 1-way ticket, only 1 way to go. but maybe i’m wrong about that. maybe just some volunteer work and hymen surgery will do the trick..

if i couple up, it will be not only not be a hobby gal, it will be a virgin. good luck with that, right? virgins are like unicorns that can fly and you know waterski too..

i must be like some sort of weird singularity, cause my civvie virgin count is in the low teens. and they always fall in love. or at least that’s been my experience. but my greek virgin deflowered count is something off the charts, like in the 30s. and my tuma virgin cherries popped is respectable, like low 20s. but hey i’m single, so don’t be thinking im all that, cause i aint all that. mostly, i’m just a clown. and one of our hobbyists has like 550 reviews, so if you want to be jealous of someone, be jealous of him, not me.

so i ask my hobby atf taylor-(but dfw’s premier desires wasn’t ever behind by too much lol)-if she’ll eat my tight white boy ass, and she’s like, aww hell naw. so then i said, how bout this. lets do +40 for you to eat my ass-yall know that ur fave utrs will work stuff out at 1/10th what a b.p.f.v. would do for her on the open hobby market-just one time, and if it aint ur thing, i wont ever ask again. and she’s like, just one time, and never again? yup that’s the deal.

now blokes if you’re going to ask a lovely goddess to eat your ass, make goddam sure that your hygiene is at 110%. and gals, before every session, make sure your ass is so hygienic that you’d put a 4-plane pre-surgery scrubdown by an orthopedic surgeon to shame. there is nothing worse than seeing a lovely ass that ends up having a bit too much going on there. the only taste/smell a gent should experience are your apocrine sexual secretions-goes back to when we were just monkeys on the savannah-and that’s it. get a pack of wet ones and make sure you’re flawless down there regardless of what you will expect to happen in any given session.

ok offa my soapbox. anyway, taylor took me up on my offer. and the first time, she nutted from eating my tight white boy ass. (honestly i’ve only nutted like 5 times total in my whole life from just eating a goddess’ booty.) and the second time, she nutted. and everytime thereafter. actually, i think it was her favorite part of every session, cause right off the bat, she’d be like, assume the position, dammit. and i was like, sure luv, anything for you..

when we were kings. or queens..

None of us have ever been kings or queens. Only subjects and pawns.

lp
)^^ lol sir. i feel ya..

so once i was a king. and my queen, i think she is nigerian. she can correct me if i'm wrong, and no, she never told me she's a nigerian princess about to collect a half bill, but she needs a couple thous to make everything doable n legit..

her name is carlisle, and she was worth the wait.

i can't remember what happened, i just remember that we didn't get off on the best foot..

so i said, carlisle, i know we got off on the wrong foot, but considering you're greek friendly and african with a delicious body and practically a 6-pack, i think we'd be pretty compatible.

not to disparage my lovely american ebonies, but i've just noticed that if drama is going to occur between me and a gal whose family heritage lies in africa, more often than not, it turns out that the drama queen is an american ebony. not to say all american ebonies are drama queens, but rather that if there's going to be drama, it's more likely to be an american ebony than an african ebony. you can call me racist and whatnot, but that's been my experience.

for example, i let girly love stay with me-she didn't have to pay for a thing-when i began to realize that she is a human parasite and a black hole. she was great at sucking my energy and resources, but she offered me nothing in return. she was so awful i invited one of my gals to do a session at my place while girlie love was still there. she asked me for the keys to my car, which i declined, but told her the pool was open and handed her a towel. we did the session with the door open, just to make it as bad as possible for the human parasite, girly love.

then when i finally decided to send her packing, turned out she had already stolen my credit card info.

hopefully she earned her way into the Big House, and for a good long time. but she was so fucking gorgeous she couldn't even go out without a million dudes going nuts over her. fun for a while, then not so much.

well its the bad apple american ebonies who ruin it for the legit provider american ebonies, of whom i've known many many gals..

anyway, carlisle is legit as they cum, even if we got off on the wrong foot, so to speak.

she said, you and securitized are some very bad boys. and i said, i'm not sure about Securitized-he was real into the Bissy Track SW scene and shamed me into a good 10 sessions from the Track so i would avoid being labeled a hobby pussy-but as to me, yup i'm extremely naughty..

carlisle is quite tall. i'm 6'0 and she is all that or very close. big boobs, flat tummy,juicy booty. she said her fave greek position was like lazy doggy, with her controlling my cock.

lotta hobby gals use dick control to basically impede penetration. not carlisle. she doesn't run from the dick; she runs to it.

she was like, ya just pound me, i can take it. and i did, and she could..

when we were kings (or queens)..

Elisha. so my nephew rory and i were in vegas for new years, and i had brought this pretty cool kinda reggae chick i knew as elisha. (later in the trip, she said no sex 'cause she said i didn't pound her hard enough. so i said, give me one more shot, and you won't be able to walk tomorrow, i promise you that. but nope, which got her banned at the trip's end lol. but thats another story.)

anyway, i was asleep back at the hotel after driving straight from h-town to vegas, only stopping to climb squaw peak mountain in phoenix, which is where i grew up, and rory is showing her around vegas. this kid is a bad mofo.

at one point, rory and elisha get separated by about 40 feet. she walks out of the lobby of the Excalibur, while rory is a bit back.

this gal accidently brushes up against a pos car kind of idling in front of the main casino entrance. its held together by freakin painted duck tape (ya i know, i prefer duck tape over duct tape, sorry.)

so the driver gets out and starts screaming at Elisha. by this time, rory has caught up. he pushes elisha kind of behind him, and says, "say again, bitch? i don't think i heard you correctly."

by now the dude has realized that he'd made a grevious error and was in way over his head. the guy stammers, "oh wait, my bad. i didn't know you two were together."

and rory says,"i'll give you 30 seconds to gtfoh, otherwise you'll end up wishing you had."

this guy's like, "ya no worries. i was already on my way."

so i hear this story a little later, and elisha says that rory is straight up gangsta. I was like, i know. you can't make until the final day of hell week without being a little nuts.

so later the three of us are heading to my car so we can catch some downtown action. all of a sudden rory stops, and points to a car, and elisha starts to laugh uncontrollably.

rory annouces, "bitch, what's that you said again? don't brush up against my pos car? ya i'm gonna brush up against your pos car if i feel like it."

and this is where shit went off the rails. he looks at the front bumper held together by duck tape. and in one quick motion, completely rips off the front bumper.

"dont touch your pos car? what if i feel like touching it?" and he rips off the rear bumper. elisha and i were folofao

honestly, i think rory was just getting started. i pointed to the closest parking lot camera.

"umm, i was thinking maybe we should sorta roll on out right about now."

and rory said, "ya maybe that's not a bad idea."

we hustled to my car, and i burned rubber getting tf outta that parking garage lickety split. no cops or security tailed us going out. once the coast was clear, i said, "rory, you are one crazy motherfucker. you get ptsd from war, or is that just your personality?"

he looks right at me, and says,"maybe a little. and i may have a mild case of ptsd too."

and i was like, "get some counseling. you get that shit for free at the va." that managed to get a bit of a grin outta him.

"and little my ass. no freakin qualifiers needed." and all 3 of us start laughing hard, pretty much until all of our stomachs hurt.

when we were kings (or queens)..

oh ya, and for pitt, this chick is cool af, reasonable donations but not gfe. she asked me to write a review, but i told her i didn't have time.
also, in her pics she's a spinner, but now she's more like a brick house, but with a flat tummy. if she was fat, i'd call it a bait-n-swtch, but since she's still hot, i wouldn't call it that. just a chick who should update her pics.
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