tipping for a shower?

Fancyinheels's Avatar
Extra service? SERIOUSLY???? Perhaps she was hosting at a no-tell and worried that the 5-10 additional minutes for improved hygiene would eat into her hourly rental and run her over? Simple solution: Book enough time to include normal prep and clean-up. Not like water, soap, and towels don't come with the room.

Based upon your details, I have to agree with all of the other comments. That is the most ridiculous thing I've heard hobbying in quite a while! If it had been me, I would have been grateful that you spoke up and volunteered to get lickably clean. Yes, please do share this provider's handle. Sounds like the type who upcharges for everything and gives the rest of us lusty ladies a bad name.
Sistine Chapel's Avatar
A bit odd due to commonality. I wonder though if providers would feel the same way if you asked to use their toilet to take a massive shit before the session.
Fancyinheels's Avatar
A bit odd due to commonality. I wonder though if providers would feel the same way if you asked to use their toilet to take a massive shit before the session. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
Hey, I don't dump my garbage in anyone else's yard, so please offload your container before arrival, if possible. If nature calls urgently, at least flush twice and light a match.
This is definitely one of the weirdest up charges I have ever heard of.
The number of clients I have to INSIST that they shower......smh

I don't even count that time out of the session.
Caligula1's Avatar
This is hilarious. Wow. First time. Love this board. Different scenarios.
timetolive's Avatar
I always shower before a session. I have a desk job and after 10 hours at a desk my balls smell like ... BALLS! I did have one provider ask me not to shower. I left ... TTL
Bankshot's Avatar
I had an appointment this afternoon and she showered with me to help get everything squecky clean.

Your experience reminds me of a backpage hoe upsell.

Can't wait for the review to find out who it was.
Super Head 713's Avatar
Lmao sooooo Ms ~P how do you feel about this?
She outta line. She done went all the way against the grain.

So, basically she's saying she prefers sour balls.
I have never seen or heard of a
provider saying taking a shower
is an extra service and she wants a
tip for fresh balls?

Here I am w/a mandatory shower rule
and believe it or not some guys
whine about having to wash their sack and crack,
and there is a provider who wants a
tip for a guy asking to take a shower??
WTF!!

I am not juggling no balls until
I see the guy with my own eyes washing himself to my satisfaction.
If he tries to rush in the shower and turn the water off I will tell him to turn the
water back on.
He has to wash his entire tool box 3 times!!!!

Whoever this provider is needs to take notes.
I thought all providers liked when the guys are freshly showered.

The shower is FREE and the soap is FREE always!!!!
I have a variety of mens body wash for him to choose from,
I don't care which body wash he uses as long as he uses it.


Edit: Here I thought guys never looked at or
read showcases. I appreciate when guys read our showcases.

Thank you Trey
Fancyinheels's Avatar
She outta line. She done went all the way against the grain.

So, basically she's saying she prefers sour balls.
I have never seen or heard of a
provider saying taking a shower
is an extra service and she wants a
tip for fresh balls?

Here I am w/a mandatory shower rule
and believe it or not some guys
whine about having to wash their sack and crack,
and there is a provider who wants a
tip for a guy asking to take a shower??
WTF!!

I am not juggling no balls until
I see the guy with my own eyes washing himself to my satisfaction.
If he tries to rush and turn the water off I will tell him to turn the
water back on.
He has to wash his entire tool box 3 times!!!!

Whoever this provider is needs to take notes.
I thought all providers liked when the guys are freshly showered.

The shower is FREE and the soap is FREE always!!!!
I have a variety of mens body wash for him to choose from,
I don't care which body wash he uses as long as he uses it...
Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
And there we have it!
The very thought of body-to-body or tongue-to-body contact with a skanky stanky wanky makes my tummy tumble.PLEASE, by all means, use my shower completely gratis!
tbone77494's Avatar
Odd. I shower pre session every time and have never heard of that. Not sure what I'd have done. I suppose I'd have said never mind them and let her deal with it. But if she's that frugal with soap and water I sure wouldn't put my mouth on any of her parts.
kerwil62's Avatar
A bit odd due to commonality. I wonder though if providers would feel the same way if you asked to use their toilet to take a massive shit before the session. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
LMMFAO!!!!!!!

Every time I see a thread a provider put up about a dude taking a shit at her incall I be cracking the fuck up!

Trey that chick was foul for that bruh. It ain't like she paid for the soap and towels. Glad you didn't pay her for that bullshit! LOL!!
N.M.'s Avatar
  • N.M.
  • 03-09-2017, 09:54 AM
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So ladies was I wrong? Should I not request a shower anymore unless I tip for its use? I did envoke the name of Mrs.P as the reigning shower queen and her requirements that you shower. I saw you had a fee for bitching about it is there a charge for using the shower?
.... Originally Posted by Trey


And some of y'all think I'm crazy...
Karlie Raines's Avatar
That is by far one of the most RIDICULOUS things I have ever heard! A tip? For being clean? You're going to pay her after the session anyway. Dafuq...

Showering before a session is a given and I would NEVER ask for an additional tip for having good hygiene.

She's foul for that one. Smh
Everyone i've ever seen ask me before and after session if i'd like to shower. Sounds reasonable enough...