Hi ladies, how can I tell if a woman is flirting or just chatty?

Then ask her to spread her knees?

Mistaking a cop for a hooker is a class B misdemeanor. Mistaking a chat for a flirt could be a second degree felony. Just stay away from so-called civvie chicks, and don't play guessing games with your life.

An old buddy of mine had this line in the Dallas bars in the "heyday"...... after a little convo w/ the chick, he told her he had a major headache.....she asked why? His response....I want to fuck so bad my head hurts!
It worked a lot.....