I'd rather kiss a...

If you rather kiss almost everything on that list rather than a hooker, we are good with that
eccieuser9500's Avatar
It's a two way street. Do you only go for CBJ? Next time you ask for BBBJ, think again about what you wrote here . . .
just thinking about all the hookers you have kissed amd all the dicks they have in their mouth since this morning.

THATS A TON OF SWEATY BALLS.

And i bet a good chunk werent weren't clean either. Urine drippage and what nots. Originally Posted by D.G.
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  • D.G.
  • 05-19-2015, 05:35 PM
Maybe it's time the op climb back in his Volvo and fade away with the sunset. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
What is this Volvo you speak of?
  • D.G.
  • 05-19-2015, 05:38 PM
It's a two way street. Do you only go for CBJ? Next time you ask for BBBJ, think again about what you wrote here . . .


Thank you to all the considerate providers who brush and rinse with
Originally Posted by eccieuser9500
I can really appreciate a hooker that will blow me with a mint in her mouth. Feels like the cool breeze when I'm sitting on my pouch with my Labrador.
Maybe it's time the op climb back in his Volvo and fade away with the sunset. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
What is this Volvo you speak of? Originally Posted by D.G.
The one from your review. You do have a Volvo, right?

Date: May 15th
Provider: Brandy
........
Physical Description: Looking down from inside my Volvo she looked svelte and nice. Once she got in the though it was as if she aged a year a second. Floppy swinging breast with wrinkles. Missing some teeth from the top. ......
Recommendation: No Originally Posted by D.G.
Edit: maybe you're going to tell us you were looking up into her vulva....not down from your Volvo.

Yeah....right.

Edit 2: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1385758
  • D.G.
  • 05-19-2015, 05:46 PM
Yiu sound stalker ish.
Yiu sound stalker ish. Originally Posted by D.G.
Hey it's your Volvo.
JustMeCLTXGG's Avatar
Yiu sound stalker ish. Originally Posted by D.G.


false. try again

it sounds like he has a better memory than you (about something you typed no less. how odd is that?)

also sounds like when someone can't think up something better to say when they know they got got
And a Volvo does fit a "safe-won't-kiss-a-hooker" personality. Nothing wrong with that. Just surprised with the other things you rather put your mouth on, yet you drive a Volvo. Not too boring, after all lol
  • D.G.
  • 05-19-2015, 06:27 PM
My point is a bit of literature and a stray thought i have condlude the creepy crawly factor is too high. Now had that article been on miss fox milk jugs i would have ignored it.
  • D.G.
  • 05-19-2015, 06:30 PM


false. try again

it sounds like he has a better memory than you (about something you typed no less. how odd is that?) Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
After 65 plus years on this earth you tell me how well you memory is. If onky i could forget what my wife looks like naked now.
strongbad's Avatar
Whether she's sucked 50 or 1 that day I'm just glad she'll suck mine.
And a Volvo does fit a "safe-won't-kiss-a-hooker" personality. Nothing wrong with that. Just surprised with the other things you rather put your mouth on, yet you drive a Volvo. Not too boring, after all lol Originally Posted by Camille Fox
If he was at Flying J and looking down from it, the implication was he was driving something more like this:




not this:


Slitlikr's Avatar
Reminds me of a guy I used to work with.
He had a pinch of Skol in his lip and was swapping spit with a skank in the back seat while I was driving to the next bar.
He said Do you dip?
She said No.
He said Well, you do now!