DATY & Storage Wars

KenMonk's Avatar
I would like to watch Jared's wife while getting a BJ. Shes a hottie.
pyramider's Avatar
Yeah but she can be a real shrew.
TexasDave555's Avatar
Its not a math equation.... you just have to know what you're doing and feel the response...

Become a pussy whisperer.......
If she was watching porn and the other guy was doing it better...well...
Talk to her. Ask her to give you the road map if you've wandered off the highway.
Some of these girls I've seen will say: "Left"..." "You're other left!!!" "Lower...lower...THAT'S FUCKING IT..." "KEEP IT THERE..." "DON'T STOP..."

DATY is a two-way street sometimes.
KenMonk's Avatar
Yeah but she can be a real shrew. Originally Posted by pyramider
Just tune out her bitchiness and look at her... Playboy should contact her if they haven't already. She used to be a stripper, according to what she said on the show and that is how they met.
pmdelites's Avatar
so who was it ??
so i'll remember to turn off the tv [or hide it] IF i ever schedule w/ her.
pmdelites's Avatar
amended.....

...IF i or anyone else should want to schedule w/ her.
Turn off the TV. Turn it back on while in doggie with her face buried in the bed, set your beer and remote on her ass and tell her just to kegel it!
pyramider's Avatar
Well if you have her do that you could still watch the Rangers.
Brass Balls's Avatar
Is it bad if you leave the game on and when you're finished your partner knows the score?
TexasDave555's Avatar
She used to be a stripper, according to what she said on the show and that is how they met. Originally Posted by KenMonk
That explains the heels.