Provider search issues

For one thing,,, St. Chris does a great deal of the IT work here,, I will be sure to report this post so that he will put his pants back on and get right on it for you.

For the next, only You and Mr. Chan seem to be having a problem with this,, but as I said, I will certainly do as you ask and report this thread so that the "IT guru here as an underweight, isolated, elderly man (naked from the waist down" will get right on it. Originally Posted by Lazrback
Honorable Moderator, I stand duly chastised for my own ignorance, but I have clicked that button and dropped that menu every way I can think of and what I posted is all I get.
Oh.... I have an iPhone, a Toshiba laptop and I have attempted searching with both, still with the same results. I have looked at it with glasses on, glasses off... whilst hopping on left foot.... Ugh. Maybe my date tomorrow can possibly bring his massive mainframe and show me the err of my ways?

H.
Oh.... I have an iPhone, a Toshiba laptop and I have attempted searching with both, still with the same results. I have looked at it with glasses on, glasses off... whilst hopping on left foot.... Ugh. Maybe my date tomorrow can possibly bring his massive mainframe and show me the err of my ways?

H. Originally Posted by SweetHunter
You're talking about a computer right?
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I understand Mr. Chan,, and I am interested in finding out why you and SH are having problems,,, but as I reported SH's pm to me last week, and had a few other mods and admins check they were able to see the whole 55 providers, albeit divided onto two pages. It may have something to do with resolution or such,, but that doesn't make sense either as it "should" only divide the number up to more pages. "Curiouser and Curiouser..." perhaps our half naked porn junkie IT guys with the massive IBM mainframes will have a solution. If not at least I am sure they will at least appreciate the assumption,,,

But, as I have found in my RL job,,, if I cannot duplicate the problem,,, I can't fix it either.
I understand Mr. Chan,, and I am interested in finding out why you and SH are having problems,,, but as I reported SH's pm to me last week, and had a few other mods and admins check they were able to see the whole 55 providers, albeit divided onto two pages. It may have something to do with resolution or such,, but that doesn't make sense either as it "should" only divide the number up to more pages. "Curiouser and Curiouser..." perhaps our half naked porn junkie IT guys with the massive IBM mainframes will have a solution. If not at least I am sure they will at least appreciate the assumption,,,

But, as I have found in my RL job,,, if I cannot duplicate the problem,,, I can't fix it either. Originally Posted by Lazrback
I put my pants back on and it didn't help. Must be a hardware issue.
For one thing,,, St. Chris does a great deal of the IT work here,, I will be sure to report this post so that he will put his pants back on and get right on it for you.

For the next, only You and Mr. Chan seem to be having a problem with this,, but as I said, I will certainly do as you ask and report this thread so that the "IT guru here as an underweight, isolated, elderly man (naked from the waist down" will get right on it. Originally Posted by Lazrback
Lol. (curtsies to the Moderator)

It ain't easy being a whistle blower, St. Chris

01110001 (DOS for blessings to you....)

H.
I tried the search function and got the same list as the chan man.
Figured it out. The menu to the left works as the Chan man says, but after pushing the search providers on the left a menu bar across the top has a search providers button that gives the whole list
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If you just use the search parameter "AR", you will get all 55 showcases.
If you start specifying other search parameters, some of the showcases disappear.
For example, when I specify hip or waist size for SweetHunter, her showcase will not appear. If I look at her showcase, I see she has not listed either hip or waist size. She does have weight listed. If I specify only a weight range inclusive of her weight, her showcase appears. So, it appears, if a provider has not listed certain info, and that info is specified in the search, she will be passed over.
Figured it out. The menu to the left works as the Chan man says, but after pushing the search providers on the left a menu bar across the top has a search providers button that gives the whole list Originally Posted by Rockydoc
Many thanks. Did I miss some instructions there?
tuckahoe's Avatar
The "search providers" in the left hand column has preset parameters such as weight, waist size, etc.
The "search providers" tab in the black menu bar near the top of the screen does not have preset parameters; it just shows "any".
Thank you, RockyDoc.... No wonder you were accepted into medical school. Now can you update this site?

No offense to Saint Chris... (I hear he is a saint, btw), but most sites have a small army of IT mavens, experts, aficionados working to improve navigation, site development, etc. I know someone from ChristianMingles.com site development who might be interested in giving SC a hand.


Now moderators...please close this thread, thank you (curtsies).


(I read that at the end of a thread last week and I thought... "Whoa, how cool")


0110001000 (binary coded message for SC)

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Please do not post below me and spoil my dramatic exit.
Chica Chaser's Avatar
Just because you said that, here you go. Took me a minute to get my britches up.
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Can we not get an IT guy on staff that isn't preoccupied with watching porn and fondling himself to update Eccie? I swear, this site must still be using DOS. My imagination has created a vision of the IT guru here as an underweight, isolated, elderly man (naked from the waist down) firing up his massive IMB mainframe (note the double entendre) every morn thinking he is sooooo computer savvy.
Honestly... we obviously aren't here for the cutting edge web design, but gosh damn, this site is like stepping back in time. Originally Posted by SweetHunter
errrr point one
I'm overweight

point 2
ahhhh Its a IBM 3090, I would get a new one if I could get this one out of the basement. But what would I do with my IBM3827 printer then.

send me a profs. when I'm done watching porn I'll take a look
[PRIVATE] heh not till she puts some more hot pics in her showcase ta whack off with. ♪oh♫Rosie♪my♫love♪ [PRIVATE]

[PRIVATE]heh love that printer I got ASPD hard copied, and taint no missing data LOL.errr crap where did I put that ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [PRIVATE]