Squirting - They Finally Tested It

Oralist's Avatar
They used to call it a Golden Shower. Now it's Squirting. It's piss, no matter what you call it.
I think they're different kinks, showers more of the humiliation bent and squirting more of the "how hard can I make her orgasm" kind. Either way I'm sure there's mayhem of the fun kind to be had.
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I think they're different kinks, showers more of the humiliation bent and squirting more of the "how hard can I make her orgasm" kind. Either way I'm sure there's mayhem of the fun kind to be had. Originally Posted by bari0987
As long as you think being pissed on is fun.

Not me, ever!
RioLobo's Avatar
I love squirters!!!
ktrouble22's Avatar
They used to call it a Golden Shower. Now it's Squirting. It's piss, no matter what you call it. Originally Posted by Oralist
Ha ha - with a handle of "Oralist", you seem very reserved in these things! Each to his own. When it's a hot lady I like, I like all of it!
I dated a couple of gals that were squiters. While I never tasted piss prior to dating these women, it was certainly salty and tasted like what I would imagine piss would taste like. The first couple of times with a squirter is indeed a novelty, but if you are dating or married to one, it is a huge pain in the ass. You literally have to bring multiple bath towels to bed unless you want your mattress soaked in piss.
No longer interested in seeing a squirter. I would literally pass on a squirter if I knew about it prior to seeing her.
MOTOXMAN's Avatar
Then, you haven't been with the right women. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston
Because you really don't know what you're doing my man. It does take Alot more than just a few minutes. You gotta have game, and bring it .........
Oralist's Avatar
Ask your favorite squirting provider if she'd like you to hose her down from head to toe, making sure you got it in her mouth, nose, ears and eyes.

Bet I know her answer.
Wakeup's Avatar
We've always known it's piss...the people who didn't believe that were like the guys who fucked trannies and refused to say they were bisexual...they just refused to admit the obvious...
As long as you think being pissed on is fun.

Not me, ever! Originally Posted by Oralist
I would literally pass on a squirter if I knew about it prior to seeing her. Originally Posted by GymRat
Interesting; every man I have ever squirted with, has loved it.

As said, I guess it's to each their own.
ktrouble22's Avatar
Ask your favorite squirting provider if she'd like you to hose her down from head to toe, making sure you got it in her mouth, nose, ears and eyes.

Bet I know her answer. Originally Posted by Oralist
Only discussed that with one provider - the inestimable Mlisa. She was into golden showers both ways, but we both laughed as both of us were actually shy about peeing in public. I miss Mlisa. The normal reciprocal to a squirt is the male cumshot. I am happy and confident to provide that.

And again, each to their own. So long as were happy, no need to judge.
Interesting; every man I have ever squirted with, has loved it.

As said, I guess it's to each their own. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

Frankly, I would just rather eat a pussy and know she got off. Like I said, the first couple of times it was a novelty, but the girls I dated were border line gushers. Too messy for my taste, and the salty piss taste is disgusting. I have always heard it referred to as Female Incontinence Orgasm. Fancy name for piss. All of the above being said, I'm sure it's something a lot of guys would like to experience once, but I would hate to deal with it on a regular basis again.
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Then, you haven't been with the right women. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston
I have been with numerous women, real world and hobby ... just look at my 200+ reviews.

If u strategically use ur 1.4(ur growing) inches of Dangling death u could make a woman orgasm clown colors.


Vicki interesting article ... I have to say squirting to the male libido is the same as when a woman makes u shoot onto the ceiling fan lol Originally Posted by maineblame
Please, my dangling death is 1.3". Loving Kayla confirmed the length several years ago.
LexusLover's Avatar
Recently learned how to make myself squirt. Pretty cool experience Originally Posted by sexy.princess
I can't recall the specific day or date, but I know that at one point I learned to squirt into the toilet while standing up. It was a "pretty cool experience," and more importantly it was a liberating experience .... I became more mobile! Life changing event!
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I can't recall the specific day or date, but I know that at one point I learned to squirt into the toilet while standing up. It was a "pretty cool experience," and more importantly it was a liberating experience .... I became more mobile! Life changing event! Originally Posted by LexusLover
+1. When I reached Elementary School age, I added "Squirting For Distance Contests" to my repertoire.