My ATF

Thanks, but I prefer to be ignored locally.

It's in my signature, so I've posted it nationally, subliminally.
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Date: 12/16/2014
Provider: Rosie Palm
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Corpus Christi
State: Texas
Address: Her place
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: watching porn, bbhjtc, with edging
Session Length: hhr
Fee: Free, unless you count that I keep her alive and maintain her.
Hair Length and Color: none on the palm side, pretty much bald on the rest, black.
Age: nearly 50
Smoking Status: Does not smoke.
Ethnic Background: Latina
Physical Description: average, proportional to the rest of body. She has been around the block and has some rough edges, but the parts that handled Mr. Happy (hint: my dick) are as soft as a baby's butt.
The Rest of the Story: Went to my favorite porn site, found a compilation, and sent it to the tv with chromecast. Mr. Happy responded, and before I knew it, Rosie was caressing Mr. Happy. She kept me on edge while I watched the porn, and cranked it out as the porn ended. She helped with clean up and waited until needed again.

Rosie knows exactly how to do me. Whether it's playing with the balls, the shaft or the tip, Rosie knows exactly what to do. She has no problems with me watching porn while she does her thing. She can keep me on edge for forever, or she can crank one out in record time. She is always available, always does what I want, and has never complained.

I know we're not supposed to fall in love in the hobby, but Rosie Palm, you'll be my ATF until the day I die.
Recommendation: Yes, but I'm not sharing her. Get your own Rosie Palm. Originally Posted by emptywallet
are you shitting me??? rosie palm could NEVER, EVER be as good as the REAL thing!!
are you shitting me??? rosie palm could NEVER, EVER be as good as the REAL thing!! Originally Posted by upandcumer
Can't get any more real than Rosie Palm.

As far as comparing Rosie to others, that depends on the skill of those being compared. Either way, practice makes perfect. And don't forget: best bang for the buck.
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I just dont know what has happened here. But sir..you seem like a lovely man and maybe you are a little down on yourself right now cause of i guess the money situation. I for one am moved by your story. dont become a hater cause i think i know this rosie..she goes by the name cracklin at times and a famous man (also down and in a train somewhere) sang a song. he became famous as i know you will also if ya keep your chin up! She crafty ill give her that. has her way with every man she wants. So dont be a hater. enjoy her and when you can afford it meet miss Cristal or even that french bitch rothschild who hangs out in some chateau or somthing (somebody said she tastes like panther piss and its a barn) but the arent as giving as rosie. So sir in due respect of a poor mans lack of funds i will cheer you up..show up and ole annie will buy you a nite on the town..grab a train .the girls have a place for u to bathe . NEVER A PROBLEM ONLY SOLUTIONS HERE HUN! so smile ..and get ur butt to nola asap!! xxoo annie
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I just dont know what has happened here. But sir..you seem like a lovely man and maybe you are a little down on yourself right now cause of i guess the money situation. I for one am moved by your story. dont become a hater cause i think i know this rosie..she goes by the name cracklin at times and a famous man (also down and in a train somewhere) sang a song. he became famous as i know you will also if ya keep your chin up! She crafty ill give her that. has her way with every man she wants. So dont be a hater. enjoy her and when you can afford it meet miss Cristal or even that french bitch rothschild who hangs out in some chateau or somthing (somebody said she tastes like panther piss and its a barn) but the arent as giving as rosie. So sir in due respect of a poor mans lack of funds i will cheer you up..show up and ole annie will buy you a nite on the town..grab a train .the girls have a place for u to bathe . NEVER A PROBLEM ONLY SOLUTIONS HERE HUN! so smile ..and get ur butt to nola asap!! xxoo annie Originally Posted by annie@christophers

Wow! A real, live girl in the Co-Ed section.

Kinda like Stewart's Comic Book Store!

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Thanks for the laugh. That was too funny. Awesome review I must say.
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Sure hope that Rosie ages well.

Would hate to see "Arthur Writus" cramp her style.
Sure hope that Rosie ages well.

Would hate to see "Arthur Writus" cramp her style. Originally Posted by ck1942
So far Arthur Writus has kept his distance. Rosie is aging better than her "host."

While I'm here, thanks Annie and Victoria. One reason Rosie is my ATF is that she never gets jealous.
I've got to meet this Rosie Palm person. Maybe she can help me up my game lol
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I've got to meet this Rosie Palm person. Maybe she can help me up my game lol Originally Posted by Majestycctx
Shirley you are not pulling his leg, are you?