I'm gonna be dick and say it...

Make thet jackin'-off 2 mo' times! Ah feels reee-born!

Mr Douchehurl,
Now that you are in semi retirement have you considered starting your own university so that the masses could benefit from your elaborate economic theories? There is a ton of student loan money looking for a fun place to get wasted on.

Ah dun a few 3sums in mah day. They warn't bad but Ah only gots one peckerdillo an' e'ery time it shoots, it still takes tha same amount o' time ta reload no matter how menny fillies is a-suckin' an' a-tuggin' onnit. Fer meh, tha extree cost fer tha extree poosey layin' 'roundt idle jus' t'ain't cost-effectif!

Take tah-day fer 'xzample. Ah dun jackedt-off 3 times an' Ah'll prolly jack-off at least one mo' time a-fore Ah falls ta sleep. If'n Ah wuz sub-contractin' mah jizzload 'xtract-shun ta 2 fillies fer tha day it'd prolly cost meh over $1,000 fer tha hole day, an' thet's wif a Groupon an' mah AARP an' AAA discounts all rolled inta one. Count on $2-3K at full retail fer a couple gals all day an' inta tha night.

Nah sir, Ah'll stick ta jackin' off an' pretendin' thar's 2 fillies wif meh. Won't cost meh one penny.

Ah'll take "self-luv" fer $0, Mistah Trebek! Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Well put, once again.

Smart heauxses! ?... Hogwash!

Don't cha be messin' up the empirical eccie evidence cycle, now! Originally Posted by JadeRose

And I owe Jade an apology - her ad clearly states " Sperm Slut", not Cumslut. My mistake. But hers is still the most eloquent response. And she likes sperm - that's a win-win in my book.

I agree with OP.

I'd rather go to nightclub or party like a normal.human being. Not saying the hobby is wrong, but takes the purity out of it.

Mr Douchehurl,
Now that you are in semi retirement have you considered starting your own university so that the masses could benefit from your elaborate economic theories? There is a ton of student loan money looking for a fun place to get wasted on. Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

Nah, sir. Ah ain't gonna teach nuthin' ta nobuddy, no how, no whar, 'bout enny o' mah secrets. They is priceless!

Let'em figger shee'yit out fer thar own dang selves. Inna meanwhile, Ah'll be gittin' mah dicky icky e'ery chance Ah git!

E'en if'n it's jus' frum lef-o'er Cheetos an' Jiff peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) on mah fing'rs.

Once again Dave singlehandedly keeps this place fun. Fucking hilarious!

I agree with OP.

I'd rather go to nightclub or party like a normal.human being. Not saying the hobby is wrong, but takes the purity out of it. Originally Posted by Heisetx

What is normative, exactly?!?
And especially, what is purity ?

I've been wondering for days now.

I await your thoughtfully coined reply.

And I owe Jade an apology - her ad clearly states " Sperm Slut", not Cumslut. My mistake. But hers is still the most eloquent response. And she likes sperm - that's a win-win in my book. Originally Posted by mrhappysf

Sir, I applaud you for not actively becoming a victim of ad hominem ideology. Because that's no fun.

Sperm just sounds so much more... RAW. Mmmmm.