All right ladies I just have to ask!!!

That would be so hot.. to work out - then come home to another workout with a workout partner....

the three cell phones on the treadmill is SO me lol. Yes we like our alone time. We also like to be seen as a person , just like hobbits do .

Kcarp,
I am curious as to what sets you off to "wonder" if a woman could be a provider? Is it how she dresses, the box of condoms she is carrying in her back pocket, the three cell phones she has with her on the treadmill or the thigh highs barely visible under her gym shorts?


I always appreciate when a gentleman (hobbyist/non-hobbyist) gives me a smile or a nod but a creepy stare and/or oogle is a little too much. Definitely following me around the grocery store (hey, I know you really don't need a box of Tampax) will get an unwelcomed comment or action from me.

However, if you are a hobbyist and you approach me in a public setting I will gently rip off an appendage and feed it to my monkey. Just sayin

I think most men (and ladies) on this board would never approach a fellow hobbyist or provider in public unless they had talked about the subjuect with that individual before.

Now, I am off to the gym....where did I put my damn cell phones

Spikebaby Originally Posted by Spikebaby

Why should we treat a lady from the hobby with any less courtesy and respect than anyone else?

TP Originally Posted by Tony Patella

+1

I see plenty of chicks like u describe at the gym i go to Downtown. I find that if you walk by and leave an envelope on their stairmaster/treadmill that they get the hint.

However, if you are a hobbyist and you approach me in a public setting I will gently rip off an appendage and feed it to my monkey. Just sayin

I think most men (and ladies) on this board would never approach a fellow hobbyist or provider in public unless they had talked about the subjuect with that individual before.

Now, I am off to the gym....where did I put my damn cell phones

Spikebaby Originally Posted by Spikebaby

All three points, classic Spikebaby responses.

I've always assumed that the second point, about never approaching a fellow hobbyist or provider in public, is second nature to us all. Enjoy the mild kick of seeing someone from this world in the real one, but come back here to make the contact. At the gym she's not a provider; just a hot.... sweaty.......toned........no doubt very limber, lady.

Excuse me, I have to go make an appointment with Spikebaby. Which of those three phones is for the Dallas incall?

I don't post much, but this one intrigues me. I view hookers as the treat inside the candy, the twinkle after the smile, the forbidden fruit. To me, these ladies are an integral part of our lives and society; mothers, daughters, gf's, wives, ho's. They are to be respected for their bravery to "chance" this line of work, their dedication to their chosen profession, their professionalism, and tenacity.

About the subject at hand...I have a quick story....I was liquored up at a bar in the Dallas area. I am an avid hobbiest for many years. This lovely young lady came up to me with a male friend. Instinctively, I shook the young man's hand and kissed the young lady on the cheek. We chatted for a few minutes (the 3 of us). I had never seen this young woman before. After about 10 minutes of visiting, I asked her beau if she was "for sale". She smiled and blushed, he got pissed off. He was no threat, but I decided to explain myself to him anyway. I said, "this is a beautiful young woman, she is nice, funny, smart, and kind. Many dudes would pay top dollar to be with her. You better treat her right, or the rich older dude will swoop in.

About two months later, I'm having a party at my house. Tons of folks show up and guess who walks in the door about midnight...the chick....she didn't know it was my house, or it was my party...I saw her and went up to her...I asked her where her beau was, she said they broke up over our last encounter at the bar....I started to apologize (hap-hazardously) and she interrupted me. She said that me saying those words to her made her feel so good about herself. I'll use the word empowered...She did not. Ended up, my gf and her and I did a 3-way, and she screamed, "I'm a whore...I'm a hooker!!!"

She never got into the biz, but I know she's thought about it. The point is, if you see a provider in public, don't out her....but don't be afraid to tell her privately how beautiful she is, how hot she is, and how important she is. Hookers are women, they are ladies (most of them) and they need to be respected and cherished.

...... If there were like a signal…oh I don’t know say from the movie “The Sting”, rubbing the nose with a finger or pulling my ear lobe…lol, I would have a sore nose...lol. I’m just thinking out loud. [/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE]

I dunno about a nose on the finger or ear lobe.
Try a pleasant smile and a nod acknowledging her beauty.
When she smiles back at you,

slowly stick out your toungue .... then seductively lick your eyebrows.

Provider or not you may get lucky.

[/quote]...... If there were like a signal…oh I don’t know say from the movie “The Sting”, rubbing the nose with a finger or pulling my ear lobe…lol, I would have a sore nose...lol. I’m just thinking out loud.

I dunno about a nose on the finger or ear lobe.
Try a pleasant smile and a nod acknowledging her beauty.
When she smiles back at you,

slowly stick out your toungue .... then seductively lick your eyebrows.

Provider or not you may get lucky.[/quote]

LOL! Do it! I'll be watching for guys giving me this signal while I'm working out.

You know...this thread is very interesting. LOL

Because when I'm at the gym I always wonder which one of these sweaty guys with furry back shag sticking out of their gym shirts IS A HOBBIEST?????

"Hhhmmm" ..I wonder.

Let me see....

Is it the way he grunts when I walk by? (Or might it be the weights his out-of-shape body is trying to lift -just-as-I-pass-by to try and impress me)

Is it the way he gets 'busted' oogling at my tits everytime I look up from the elyptical machine....(hey, I know they bounce....they're DD's and they're REAL...of course I know this!)

Oh, wait....I'VE GOT IT! Yes - it has to be....He is wearing a wedding that looks like it fit him in the 6th grade. Oh yes, I'm certain that this man is a hobbiest! In addition to the sausage finger being choked by his ring - he can't help but do 'double takes' on every girls' ass that walks by....

LOL LOL

C'mon now...REALLY???!!

The only way you know for SURE is if you've seen her ads/reviews/pics somewhere. Other than that, a hot chic talkin' money or not, you will most likely never know. She could've been booking reservations somewhere for all we know. And all your 'southern head' could think about was, How much would she charge you to bang her.
LOL LOL

So ladies - Are there any Hobbiest-types at your Gym????????????????




Italiana Princess

RENOB964

Yes, let's all "LOVE & CHERISH" our "HOOKERS"...LOL
Hey...why not start a "LOVE-A-HOOKER DAY"?!



(You know - since you're so sensitive to the ladies you refer to as HOOKERS)





Well, that's enuff HOOKERTALK for one day...jeeeeeeZ!

You know...this thread is very interesting. LOL

Because when I'm at the gym I always wonder which one of these sweaty guys with furry back shag sticking out of their gym shirts IS A HOBBIEST?????

"Hhhmmm" ..I wonder.

Let me see....

Is it the way he grunts when I walk by? (Or might it be the weights his out-of-shape body is trying to lift -just-as-I-pass-by to try and impress me)

Is it the way he gets 'busted' oogling at my tits everytime I look up from the elyptical machine....(hey, I know they bounce....they're DD's and they're REAL...of course I know this!)

Oh, wait....I'VE GOT IT! Yes - it has to be....He is wearing a wedding that looks like it fit him in the 6th grade. Oh yes, I'm certain that this man is a hobbiest! In addition to the sausage finger being choked by his ring - he can't help but do 'double takes' on every girls' ass that walks by....


Italiana Princess Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

Damn it IP, why did you blow my cover? A couple of points that need clarification though...

First, you forgot to mention that I'm wearing my oversize, 15 year old gym shorts pulled up to my chest, along with that sweaty cotton t-shirt (tucked in, by the way) topped off by my calf-high dark black dress socks to complete the picture...and I don't look at every girls ass, only the ones that have two cheeks. (Oh, and no wedding ring on this guys hand. Not been there, not doin' that, already have too many smelly t-shirts!) Now, if I could only figure out how to manage the comb-over when my bald damn head starts to sweat after 30 seconds on the treadmill. Suggestions? LOL

TP

LOL, you mean you don't look at the OMFG asses that look like one HUGE mess of pigs fighten' under a blanket??

(usually you see these on the emails titled "More People at Walmart", not at the gym)

LOL LOL

Damn it IP, why did you blow my cover? A couple of points that need clarification though...

First, you forgot to mention that I'm wearing my oversize, 15 year old gym shorts pulled up to my chest, along with that sweaty cotton t-shirt (tucked in, by the way) topped off by my calf-high dark black dress socks to complete the picture...and I don't look at every girls ass, only the ones that have two cheeks. (Oh, and no wedding ring on this guys hand. Not been there, not doin' that, already have too many smelly t-shirts!) Now, if I could only figure out how to manage the comb-over when my bald damn head starts to sweat after 30 seconds on the treadmill. Suggestions? LOL

TP Originally Posted by Tony Patella

oh baby....now that's hot! I am hot after any fella who will pull his gym shorts up to his chest, but prefer he be shirtless with man boobs to go with that look!! woohoo! And I totally cream my panties when I think about that comb over! And OMG, if he's wearing Old Spice...it's on!

I see plenty of chicks like u describe at the gym i go to Downtown. I find that if you walk by and leave an envelope on their stairmaster/treadmill that they get the hint. Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy

Asshole! JK, But, that's really funny! I hate to admit it, but, it might work in some cases!