How many providers here are pimped out?

Is anyone actually afraid of pimps??? Second what person would be stupid enough to fork over 50% of their cash or more for nothing and not even good financial advice?!

If memory serves correctly, I think Wayne Brady is a pimp. He once had to choke a bitch.

Ladies... if you are pimped out, post up here to let us know.

Pimps... if you are posting either as a hobbyist or logged in as your pimped out girl's handle, post up a list of all your girls here. Originally Posted by still-asleep

Check out the agency section here. That's totally legit pimping.

Pimped girls?...Aint nobody got time for that!

I'm Pimped out.. I admit it.

Every morning between fixing bowls of cereal and ironing clothes.. this is what I hear, "Momma....betta go make our money!!" Originally Posted by Reese Foster

Amen Reese! LOL
This I know as I morph into MILF mode daily!!!

I am a Chef, Maid, Taxi, ATM when they need money, Referee when they argue, Mommy Dearest when they are shitheads LOL, Therapists when they need advice and Google when it's time for Homework.

They get alllll my time and money and I approve

By the way, Happy BirthdayReese!

Now where'd I put my floppy purple velvet hat, damnit???

Back to the threADs for you then. I will just have to keep this on page 1 so you aren't woken up.

Some of you take everything too seriously. Originally Posted by still-asleep

Zzzzz Zzzzz.....

Lol....The Truth Eccieland is I am still-asleep's PimpDaddy....Now Bitch who da fuck gave you permission to write threads. Git back out on DAT corner and make us some titty bar money. Shit u dumb hoe, who da fuck you think you are callin me out too !!

I'm also the Pimp Daddy of my Bitch Boy's thread....Now git your ass back to the top of page 1 Bitch. I don't want you being out done by dat SLIXA hoe threAd. We git enuf of their ads.

Btw, I'll pay brownsugarbaby to be her Pimp Daddy off the proceeds my Bitch Boy makes. Hell, I'll even throw in cooking and hand washing her dainties, too.

Zzzz Zzzz

Amen Reese! LOL
This I know as I morph into MILF mode daily!!!

I am a Chef, Maid, Taxi, ATM when they need money, Referee when they argue, Mommy Dearest when they are shitheads LOL, Therapists when they need advice and Google when it's time for Homework.

They get alllll my time and money and I approve


Originally Posted by berkleigh

And we wonder why orangutans eat their young.

You told me I got to pimp out that 1 3/4 inch dangling death. Liar. Originally Posted by Leon Sandcastle

Its 1.3" of dangling death ... bad wannabe pimp.

I love you Berkleigh. Wait i bet she has heard that before.

Does breeding my dog count? I do call her "bitch" and take the profits from her getting stud service?

Does breeding my dog count? I do call her "bitch" and take the profits from her getting stud service?
Originally Posted by Hercules

You're good....Welcome to the club.

Big Old Zero left that hat in the front seat of his tangerine sparkle fade '82 Town Car and I boosted them both while he was collectin'. Then I donated the car to the Reese-Berk Taxi company and Fancy's dogs be sleepin' in the hat.

Does breeding my dog count? I do call her "bitch" and take the profits from her getting stud service?
Originally Posted by Hercules

Is that the way it's supposed to work? Damn, I have to have a talk with the chihuahuas.

Oh, wait, I see the problem; I have 4 bitches and one quiet little boy, and I can't call him the pimp 'cause he's too pussy-whipped. I think the girls are lesbian dyke doggies.

Big Old Zero left that hat in the front seat of his tangerine sparkle fade '82 Town Car and I boosted them both while he was collectin'. Then I donated the car to the Reese-Berk Taxi company and Fancy's dogs be sleepin' in the hat. Originally Posted by phildo