Finger in Ass

thanks Paulie Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

I think he's reading a book right now....
He was reading a "comedy" the other day in his car before he came in the club.
He had a couple of us literally rolling on the floor laughing until we cried he was so funny....

I think he's reading a book right now....
He was reading a "comedy" the other day in his car before he came in the club.
He had a couple of us literally rolling on the floor laughing until we cried he was so funny.... Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

brasil will like the new PlayBoy format then ???
or
waiting for PlayGirl to do the same ?????
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so fucking confused now dang nab it all
I like being confusing, not the confused ya know

btw: no need ta quote this one for him
but you can if you want

edit add: or is "Reading a Book" is Brasil's euphemism for "getting stoned" or something

wings ...meet shitbird

...now flap baby ...flap

A thumb works better that way you have more leverage with your other fingers Originally Posted by cravenmorehead

ever pull out a ...plum

ever pull out a ...plum Originally Posted by Plastic Man

Looked kinda like a plum...tasted like shit!

Ever try a Dirty Sanchez?
Try a little DATY/DATO, dip you finger in her pussy, rub on the outside a little, make your way down to her ass, little rubbing, little pressure..... she'll let ya know if she doesn't want it in there.
I always wash my hands afterwards.....do no scent saving going on Originally Posted by splitlicker

A dirty sanchez is when you take your cock out of a guy's ass and give him a poop mustache as he puts your cock in his mouth. A far too advanced move for anyone with as basic a question as the OP.

Speaking of which, of course your finger is going to have poop on it, you just had it up an asshole. If you don't want poop on your finger, don't put it up an ass.

The fun part is thinking about which jimmie was before you, and before him, and how many knuckles did those horndogs bury in her colon, and what did they touch before washing their hands? The doorknob? Her titties? The money he put in her hands?

Fuck dude, there's shit all over your whore loving ass.

Why finger? It feels much better when you gently insert your cock in her ass and start pumping gently and then increase the tempo. While at it, wrap your hand in her hair and pull, so she doesn't get away, and maybe wrap your arm or hand around her neck. ...


I should add that since rectum is not self lubricating, lube is required and lots of it. Spit may work, but real lube is better.

Sometimes the cornhole is just too damn tight and the initial, exploratory probing has to be done with a finger.

I've managed to shoe-horn myself into females that you couldn't penetrate with a pool-cue, after working the area with a finger. Not talking full-thrusts with the finger. That would be twisted and asking for trouble.

While i agree that some are very tight and require some loosening, problem with most men fingers is lack of properly groomed nails and cuticle, which can potentially cause great pain.

I know my hands are rough, and while my cock is bigger in diameter than any of my fingers, it is much smoother and has no rough edges, especially with the rubber on.

Also, stimulating the clit seems to loosen up really tight bums.

Why in the world would you want to put your finger in someone's asshole? Originally Posted by brasil

You haven't lived till you applied the shocker .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SblqloC-43A

Why in the world would you want to put your finger in someone's asshole? Originally Posted by brasil

Yeah. I don't get it either, but to each his own.

The fact that you need to use those fingers again very soon after you take them out of someone's ass is enough for me to not do it.

You haven't lived till you applied the shocker .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SblqloC-43A Originally Posted by cravenmorehead

This girl is obviously an armature in the show biz world:

But... if Kat McSnatch were able to tutor her.....

Yeah. I don't get it either, but to each his own.

The fact that you need to use those fingers again very soon after you take them out of someone's ass is enough for me to not do it. Originally Posted by Maximum4

Guess you're not a fan of atm either .

Ever try a Dirty Sanchez?
Try a little DATY/DATO, dip you finger in her pussy, rub on the outside a little, make your way down to her ass, little rubbing, little pressure..... she'll let ya know if she doesn't want it in there.
I always wash my hands afterwards.....do no scent saving going on Originally Posted by splitlicker

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Ditto. If a provider advertises that she's Greek friendly or open to ass play, she'll likely make preparations to partake in such activities.

It all depends on provider and they will let you know. Some want NO part of it. Some just allow it. Some seem to really enjoy it and get off on it as foreplay for Greek.

Originally Posted by Celso