Have you ever FARTED during a session?

Shit Happens lol.. But seriously, gross

come to think of it i did have a gal pass gas during some spirited doggie, but it passed and the session went well. Still having no a/c and a lingering gas cloud makes for an embarrassing session. great reason to take advantage of available shower facilities prior to festivities. Thanks for sharing!

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how the heck does a shower help here?

Febreze !!!!!!

Hang one of these around your neck, and each upper thigh, like a garter, and you will be good to go!

Once, in the beginning of the appointment we both chose not to acknowledge, it was loud but thankfully it wasn't toxic smelling.

Dude.... Where's the review?

how the heck does a shower help here? Originally Posted by outlet

okay i'll spell it out...

Shower, take a dump, fart, douche, wind your watch or take a beano.
If its not an issue for you, update your facebook page...

when she offers a shower, before you say, "No thanks, I showered this morning"
just rinse off and go with it... She'll be appreciative.

just my $.02

Funny.......Funny.......TFF

Sooo TUMA was not on the menu after the gas attack?

Sooo TUMA was not on the menu after the gas attack? Originally Posted by carkido45

Nope

Man, I need to read more here, better than reading jokes at work.

Thank goodness it wasn't a wet one. Originally Posted by The G.O.A.T

yup, those hershey squirts can be deal breakers...

OK so I had a session yesterday was going well, she went to do CG and sat on me pretty hard and I let out a very loud fart! Not only loud but extremely stinky. Her eyes went real wide and her mouth dropped, but we both just kinda pretended it didn't happen. Trouble was, the odor of a rotten egg had FILLED the room and since it was cold and no AC it just hung there. It was awful. I couldn't help it tho. She finished the session, I guess she was breathing through her mouth. This ever happened to anyone else? Heff Originally Posted by Mr. Heffner

first of all what are you eating? to stink so bad..
farts dont always stank...

second, take dump before you to to session if you have to..could have been a turd honking for the right of way

I have farted and have been farted on..its no big deal..

first of all what are you eating? to stink so bad..
farts dont always stank..I have farted and have been farted on..its no big deal.. Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

You right, Ralphey. Some of these posters aren't being frank. I'll go so far to say that if you have ever had a session you have farted during it. The girl too.

Now the more interesting question is: have you ever lit a fart during a session? I taught my ATF how to do that and created a monster. Now I hide the matches.