Good Timing

Somebody has been skipping their meds again, not naming names. Just sayn...

LOL, Im sure timing was off for that comment, I apologize. Maybe in the next few hours it would have been much more appropriate. Damn my timing sucks. Can I take that back?
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Sweetheart, bad manners are never appropriate except in war.

You are not clear on the concept here, but I think you're just messing with me now!

I do think you need an adjustment to get your head straight!

. . . I may have to bend you over my knee!

Hell yes! Im soooo glad you finally get my humor and that I was messing with ya. And you know, I kinda like the idea of a spanking, just not too hard, and be sure to rub it out when your done.

And I do get the concept. I just know I had an ex bf who dumped me, and the reason was "bad timing" umm but it wasnt bad timing for the 5'3 300lb woman he dumped me for. Apparently I was too skinny--at a size 12(he suggested I gain weight--60+lbs) ummm NO!!. He preferred them at a size 20 or higher, to each his own but thats not going to happen since its so unhealthy and I do want to live a full active life.

So timing huh? Otherwise I know what you mean, I just feel at time people use it as a bS excuse for whatever reason. I like things in life straight forward. I have been thinking about things in my life that may have been considered bad timing thanks to your post, but I have nada. I chalk it up to fate or dodging the bullet.

I do wish that timing for me would get right and I meet some wonderful guy who adores me and all he wants to do is please me and make my every dream come true. Oh wait, thats a fantasy, lol. Any suggestions on how we make "timing" work in our favor?
There is good luck and bad luck, there is no catch the right wave and have things turn out all shiny and new....what happens happens and it happens for no reason at all....people are dealt a hand and it's up to them to get things right, there ain't no catch the wave and everything is lined up with green lights....Hell if I could get my shit realigned that would be great as then I might have a smoother ride to my expiration date, no red lights telling me over and over no it's better you don't do that, no that might hurt you, no it's for your best interest, no, no, no.....Hell I could get everything done on my bucket list and have time to spare. Tell me how the hell do you get your head right and catch the next wave when the Grim Reaper is breathing down your neck and slappin your ass down at each wave?....Living for today with a plan for tomorrow is the only timing that there is as the rest is unpredictable.......ijs Originally Posted by cumalot
There's my requested quote of the day! That shit is tight! Perfect!
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Yes, I get your quirky humor, sweetheart.

As for "bad" things that happen to us, we don't really know if what only "seems bad" is truly bad until later. Sometimes years later.

This guy who dumped you, probably did you a favor, but you don't fully know it yet.

As to how to improve your timing, I believe it all starts with a deeper level of awareness.

You need to be ever vigilant of your inner space and notice when you're out of kilter.

Even a little anxious or worried is the first warning sign that most people miss because they're usually in a hurry.

. . . Stop. Take a deep breath, a bubble bath, a glass of wine or whatever works for you to find your center again.





Hell yes! Im soooo glad you finally get my humor and that I was messing with ya. And you know, I kinda like the idea of a spanking, just not too hard, and be sure to rub it out when your done.

And I do get the concept. I just know I had an ex bf who dumped me, and the reason was "bad timing" umm but it wasnt bad timing for the 5'3 300lb woman he dumped me for. Apparently I was too skinny--at a size 12(he suggested I gain weight--60+lbs) ummm NO!!. He preferred them at a size 20 or higher, to each his own but thats not going to happen since its so unhealthy and I do want to live a full active life.

So timing huh? Otherwise I know what you mean, I just feel at time people use it as a bS excuse for whatever reason. I like things in life straight forward. I have been thinking about things in my life that may have been considered bad timing thanks to your post, but I have nada. I chalk it up to fate or dodging the bullet.

I do wish that timing for me would get right and I meet some wonderful guy who adores me and all he wants to do is please me and make my every dream come true. Oh wait, thats a fantasy, lol. Any suggestions on how we make "timing" work in our favor? Originally Posted by kymberlane
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It's when you are in the "zone"..... When the time/space continuum and Jupiter aligns with Mars....its when you know the answers in advance of the questions.... When you resonate with someone/something ..... My SO and I don't even need to say a word... Kinda scary yet oh so cool....
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I'm not what you said, but that sounds like it!





It's when you are in the "zone"..... When the time/space continuum and Jupiter aligns with Mars....its when you know the answers in advance of the questions.... When you resonate with someone/something ..... My SO and I don't even need to say a word... Kinda scary yet oh so cool.... Originally Posted by Roothead
Marry me LOL, message me I need you baby
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. . . Cute.



Marry me LOL, message me I need you baby Originally Posted by kymberlane