Providers what's the strangest request you've ever received from a client?

But........ the strangest request i'd ask from an escort would be to make some brownies together (gropping you from behind) and having sex in the kitchen while they are baking. I would do that all the time with an ex g/f
Savannah Moon's Avatar
I have had 3 castration Requests in 6 years...
& multiple ball kicking ...
Nope... NO
Hell no
FUCK NO...
Cannot comply
I have had 3 castration Requests in 6 years...
& multiple ball kicking ...
Nope... NO
Hell no
FUCK NO...
Cannot comply Originally Posted by Savannah Moon
Surely there are a few guys on here you'd like to kick in the balls and would. Or Pimps
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Surely there are a few guys on here you'd like to kick in the balls and would. Or Pimps Originally Posted by royamcr
IMO
Pimps are NOT men
And I am not a violent person.. I'm certain I can more than take care of myself, if I were put in a position.... which, I hope never happens, because I certainly would... But just because I don't like something or somebody doesn't mean I want anything to happen to them... Believe it or not I'm very passionate about people!!!
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I wanted to pour a bottle of soda up my ex girlfriends p##sy and drink it. I was going to eat her out first. It never happen! Originally Posted by new2thescene
Depending upon your tastes, so to speak, that would probably not be good for her. Sugar in that environment is bad news.
I wanted to pour a bottle of soda up my ex girlfriends p##sy and drink it. I was going to eat her out first. It never happen! Originally Posted by new2thescene
An air embolus can ruin your day, week, month....but, this is still the best thread on a long time.
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
had I guy have me dress him up in lady clothes and put his long hair in pig tails
so I put him in this bra and granny panties n stockings and highheels
a dress and makeup and made him walk around calling me sister
he was from England and about 80years old

there been so many I could tell stories all day !!
I've had gentlemen show up wearing women's panties under their clothes. One time I swear this guy was like 80 years old, he takes his clothes off and he's wearing a leather g string lol I have a guy who wants me to wear lipstick (the kind that stains) and get it ALL over him during the session. He's married so he really got off on the thought of being caught because he's covered in lipstick and the humiliation of having to scrub it all off before going back to his wife.

Also have a regular client who literally has a "foot tent" on his bed. All year every day this metal frame is attached to the end of his bed. It's set up where I lay on the bed inside the tent with only my legs hanging out. He says he really only likes a woman from the waist down. He has me literally just lay there and has a 2/3 hour foot and leg worshipping session. Sometimes I use my toes to help him but he does most of it himself.
Imagine trying to explain that to another provider when he uses me as a reference! Lol he's totally nice and cool but totally weird about feet and his bed tent lol crazy stuff folks
So what if a guy has a certain scenario in mind - say from an erotic story or a porn flick - that he wants to act out, how does he find the right escort? Actually that's not the right question. You can find the right escort by reading the reviews. How does he ask her, especially if they haven't seen each other before?

When we're looking around and/or contacting ladies trying to gauge their availability/interest, most of you (for good reason) don't want "explicit talk." Should we just plan on scheduling a "regular session" first?
So what if a guy has a certain scenario in mind - say from an erotic story or a porn flick - that he wants to act out, how does he find the right escort? Actually that's not the right question. You can find the right escort by reading the reviews. How does he ask her, especially if they haven't seen each other before?

When we're looking around and/or contacting ladies trying to gauge their availability/interest, most of you (for good reason) don't want "explicit talk." Should we just plan on scheduling a "regular session" first? Originally Posted by crmp0007
That's not entirely true, I offer a wide variety of fun experiences that aren't listed in my reviews at all! What I will say is it's sort of a "Catch 22" when it comes to finding the right provider for your fantasy. Most girls don't allow "explicit" conversations but you still want to know if you'll get to experience what you're looking for. I always encourage people to fill out the screening form on my website... l don't mind a little "explicitness" after I've got you verified as long as it's not obnoxious. I REALLY do want to know what you're looking for beforehand so I can give you the best experience! Yet I'm not going to verbally agree to anything over the phone.... I say your best tool is research. I have a menu listed on my website to help others see what I'm ok with and my reviews back up my legitimacy. Maybe if you're looking for something specific you could post your fantasy under "requests and ISOs" and see if anyone is willing to take that wild ride with you! Outside of that it may be best to schedule a "typical session" with a provider and after ask her if she would be willing to be more adventurous in the future.

Best of luck! :=*
One time I had a guy who drove all the way here from St Louis just to meet me. Only to find out when he arrived that all he wants is for me to kick him in the balls repeatedly wearing high heels then after that stand on top of him with one foot in his mouth while he jacked off until he came. Originally Posted by JessicaKCRabbit
Do you feel pretty comfortable doing that? Pretty decent at it?
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I love this kind of fun.
KCQuestor's Avatar
When I managed a club we had a guy come in all the time and pay the girls to step on his balls with their high heels. It was funny whenever we had a new girl, because the other girls would never tell her what she was in for (he would always go for the new girls -- liked to shock them). I'd say that half of them refused to do it.

We also had a guy come in and buy the girls' poop. They'd freeze it in little baggies at home and then bring it in a cooler. We never found out what he did with it, but one time he refused to buy some because he claimed it was dog poop, so clearly he was an expert.
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When I managed a club we had a guy come in all the time and pay the girls to step on his balls with their high heels. It was funny whenever we had a new girl, because the other girls would never tell her what she was in for (he would always go for the new girls -- liked to shock them). I'd say that half of them refused to do it.

We also had a guy come in and buy the girls' poop. They'd freeze it in little baggies at home and then bring it in a cooler. We never found out what he did with it, but one time he refused to buy some because he claimed it was dog poop, so clearly he was an expert. Originally Posted by KCQuestor
The bologna strings are a dead giveaway.
I had a guy requesting poop. He always sounded interesting but he never showed up.

And then there's the red wing guy. It was like he kept track of my cycle and always and I mean always called for an appointment during that time of the month.

😂