What is the worst thing that happened to you during a session?

Brought his pocket poodle into the incall. Wouldn't stop yelping and wasn't entirely house broken...

I found a condom in a chic.......... & I had one on already.

Shut up, Syn!!!!!! Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Had you already daty'ed before you found the condom down there?




One of the worst things to happen to me was once I had a bp chick stop by my apt for an outcall and she had a tampon in her while I was banging her. I had a condom on but it scraped up my member to the point I had a scab on it the next day. I was out of commission for a week.

.... you continued AFTER you gleaned that little tid bit of info?

.... you continued AFTER you gleaned that little tid bit of info? Originally Posted by Glynette

Little Johnie takes over and there helpless lol

Same as the majority of you guys.... girl started her period during the session... while shes doing cowgirl.... ewwwewww

.... you continued AFTER you gleaned that little tid bit of info? Originally Posted by Glynette

She was a 19 yr old latina with a big juicy booty and I had already paid her. At that very moment the pleasure far outweighed the pain.

She was deep throating a little too deep, gaged and vomited. I'm a trooper so I switch to some cornhole and when I pull out some poop comes out the shoot. I'm a trooper so I switch to K9 and she pee's on me.

She was deep throating a little too deep, gaged and vomited. I'm a trooper so I switch to some cornhole and when I pull out some poop comes out the shoot. I'm a trooper so I switch to K9 and she pee's on me. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

Vomit, poop AND pee! Dude, you hit the trifecta!

While visiting Austin I was getting a FBSM at a providers private residence. A loud knock at the front door and hearing the words Austin Police Dept made my heart stop and was about the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Turned out LE was returning the providers teenager that had been running the street. Provider asked me if I wanted to continue the session, I was like ......Not gonna happen....Looking back I wonder if she sent her kid out in the night to have the session in the first place.

Hmm ..... I suppose mine would have to be when a geezer went and died on me...

I reach the Lady's In call and call to to get the room number.
Provider: Hey, sweetie, you here?
Me: In the parking lot. What is the room number?
Pimp, in room with Provider: Hey, Bitch! Where's the rest of my money?
Provider: Get out of here you no-good motherfu---r!
Me: Click, burn rubber getting out of the parking lot!!

The last of my BP experiences! LOL, but not funny at the time.

I was laying in the bed and she was going down on me at what seemed like a furious pace, next thing I noticed there was blood everywhere. I stopped her jumped up and ran into the shower asking her what happened. She said her nose started bleeding. I was thinking wtf, a nose bleed is one thing but looked more like someone had a free shot at her. Anyway I cleaned up and got out of there, I was done.

Brought his pocket poodle into the incall. Wouldn't stop yelping and wasn't entirely house broken... Originally Posted by Glynette

The dog or the fucktard?




How did I forget the lady that broke my pecker ... A "professional" outside of Vegas bruised and battered my pecker, and no that was on my menu of events.

She was deep throating a little too deep, gaged and vomited. I'm a trooper so I switch to some cornhole and when I pull out some poop comes out the shoot. I'm a trooper so I switch to K9 and she pee's on me. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

Omg! That is terrible. Another embarrassing thing that happened to me was being with a stripper who was giving me a CHJ, she didn't want me to cum all over her, that was her excuse.