International Marriage Mistake

Very good idea/recommendation OldG.............

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I would PM ShysterJohn. He may not handle these things, but may know someone who does if you don't.

Man, it is good you found that out now. Bail while the boat is still afloat. We already have our quota of bi-polar folks here. Originally Posted by OldGrump

Well, if it's Thailand and you didn't physically go to the court house, fill out all of the paperwork and then go to the records division across town and get the official seal affixed along with copies of your passport and her state id then it's not legal there or recognized here. Korea is similar except you are required to be married by a government officer and they also add a several business day waiting period between the steps. I'm sure other countries have funky regulations. It's best to find counsel from a legal person in the country you supposedly got married in.

If this gets too messy, I may be interested in buying her from you.

If this gets too messy, I may be interested in buying her from you. Originally Posted by Jarvis

+1
Though I would like to see some pictures 1st.

So was she at least a good fuck?

So was she at least a good fuck? Originally Posted by Bad_Mojo

I bet she was. Most of the crazy women I have been with were fucking awesome in the sack.

Kicking myself for not jumping onto this thread earlier:

Mahler,

send her an email, let her know how grateful you are that she played along with your fantasy.. tell her your American wife got a kick out of hearing the tale, when you arrived back home.
before signing off, ask her if she can wire you some money to live on.. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

+1, Chung,

Great idea from my Asian hobby bro.

suggests this scenario,

Consider having a friend contact her via an email posing to be a close family member of yours.......

Fake your own death or severe life injury (car accident perhaps)

See if she is willing to come and handle that mess.

So was she at least a good fuck? Originally Posted by Bad_Mojo

BM, always a legitimate question for lightning marriages, Mahler

I bet she was. Most of the crazy women I have been with were fucking awesome in the sack. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

TPBG!

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!!

Where's the man's cookie??

This all reminds me of a mathematical proof I saw a long time ago.

1.Women = TIME x MONEY

Time is money so ..

2.Time = Money

3. Women =MONEY x MONEY

Money is the root of all problems
4. Money = √problems

Therefore
Women=√problems

Women=(√problems)²

Women = problems

I stake my Asianess behind that math-formula above

This all reminds me of a mathematical proof I saw a long time ago.

1.Women = TIME x MONEY

Time is money so ..

2.Time = Money

3. Women =MONEY x MONEY

Money is the root of all problems
4. Money = √problems

Therefore
Women=√problems

Women=(√problems)²

Women = problems Originally Posted by hungryhippo

God is love.

Love is blind.

Therefore, we have just proven....

Ray Charles is God.

I think the equation breaks down with the last statement..

Ray Charles had a nasty heroin habit, and 9 children by 7 women.. even the most ardent atheist wouldn't make a comparison..

that said, "Georgia on my mind" reminds me of Harps & Angels..

I didn't know that about Ray Charles ... the substance abuse issue, which I'm not sure if we're supposed to discuss that or not.

I've always found arranged marriages and mail order brides to be an interesting topic. I started something about the subject several years back.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...il+order+bride

It ended up be be being closed but it has been discussed a few times on Eccie.

Good luck with this. She could just be an emotional woman. After all, leaving a country to live with an almost stranger has to be pretty dramatic and tough.

Either way, it sounds like an awful situation.

Again, good luck!

Sincerely,
Elisabeth

I wouldn't go the mail order route, but I've met at least three to four girls on this site as well as some strippers I'd love to marry.
I doubt my wife would go for it, though...

You might also try the consulate for her country. Unless it is Russia, then you're fucked.

Change your name and move to Brazil.