So here's the hypothetical situation..

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I'll stop you right there, I wouldn't have obliged...

Whether it was on "accident" or not, I takes care of mine. She would've had a hard time keeping me out of that kids life Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Unless he has 1.3" of dangling death, then you would stay away ... laughing ... ijs.
oilfieldscum's Avatar
Oh you've got to reach out so you can teach your son about the gas station dick pills.
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So, hypothetically, you got a provider pregnant 20+ years ago and, as you mentioned, you "oblige" when she says you don't have to have anything to do with the child. By obliging, you show that you do not care about the well being of the kid. Years go by. Who says that the mother is even a provider anymore? How are you going to "expose" her? Are you going to come foward to your child and say "hey, your mother used to be a whore and I knocked her up."? Do you think that the kid is going to be so overwhelmingly ashamed and disgusted by his mother (the woman who took care of him and raised him while you were off fucking other whores) that he's just going to abandon her and graciously accept you into his life as a parent? No. Obviously, being 20+ years old the kid would have some sense in his head and know that you are only coming forth for his money, which he's not obligated in any way to share with you. So, to expose a woman for having been a provider in the past for the benifits of her child's money (which you wouldn't be getting) only shows how petulant and spiteful you are. You know, hypothetically. Originally Posted by HoneyRyder007
Slitlikr's Avatar
He has your genes so-

You could reach out to him and ask to compare notes about his $2,000 hoes and your $200 hoes.
Is there a point to this thread?
Lucas McCain's Avatar
Is there a point to this thread? Originally Posted by TheJudge69
I think that Dez Bryant is his son and he wants his money?? Fuck, I don't know what the fuck he is talking about with this hypothetical shit.
20+ years ago you accidentally got a provider pregnant. She tells you never to have anything to do with the kid and you of course oblige.

Now the kid is a multi million dollar athlete - like Dez Bryant level of success.

What do you do?

Keep things the way it is?

Reach out and expose the mother for the lying woman she is?

(Edit: Has Jerry given Dez that raise yet??) Originally Posted by wreckshop
And if it turned out that the child had serious health issues that his mother had to spend thousands upon thousands of dollars over the years for medical care ... would you now be asking if you should reimburse your share of the expenses?

Are you just trying to show how complete of an asshole you can be ... hypothetically, of course?
If you accidentally got a provider pregnant you mean most of you guys would break rank and exchange personal information in order for the betterment of this child?
Lucas McCain's Avatar
What is the purpose of this thread? You think about shit like this?
Are you just trying to show how complete of an asshole you can be ... hypothetically, of course? Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
Wreck, I'm trying, but you're not making it easy.
You have got too think these things through before you put them online. Don't forget it's only been a week since your last meltdown. If you hypothetically got a girl pregnant, and abandoned both of them, you'd be an asshole. Why would it be different if the girl was a provider? These things don't change...
People don't forget...
Like if you "hypothetically" got gang raped in a South African prison...
You post it, you own it.
So hypothetically you can reach out and get the personal information for every provider you sleep with?

The only thing you have is a hobby phone number and probably an email address or handle.

A provider clearly has the ability to run off with a child accidentally conceived by a hobbyist.

There's very little way to trace her.
Shit is dumb as hell.

Email to provider handle a year after the condom busted and you unloaded down her snatch

Dear sweetcheeks123:

I was kind of scared. two months after our "incident" you "retired" and it's a year later I'm just wondering what's going on. I heard a rumor you were pregnant.

----------------------her reply---------------------

re: are you pregnant with my child

Hey Johnswingdick1:

Thank you for your concern. I did become pregnant and most likely it's yours. I'm a black woman and you're a white man. This wouldn't work. Don't worry about it. Have a good life.

I will be de-activating this email.

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So I guess you go to the police and look for the IP address to which the email was sent and try and track her down?

Ok. Yeah.
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Shit is dumb as hell. Originally Posted by wreckshop
Yup, this thread is...
Shit is dumb as hell.

Email to provider handle a year after the condom busted and you unloaded down her snatch

Dear sweetcheeks123:

I was kind of scared. two months after our "incident" you "retired" and it's a year later I'm just wondering what's going on. I heard a rumor you were pregnant.

----------------------her reply---------------------

re: are you pregnant with my child

Hey Johnswingdick1:

Thank you for your concern. I did become pregnant and most likely it's yours. I'm a black woman and you're a white man. This wouldn't work. Don't worry about it. Have a good life.

I will be de-activating this email.

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So I guess you go to the police and look for the IP address to which the email was sent and try and track her down?

Ok. Yeah. Originally Posted by wreckshop
You must be a real fucking moron in real life. Who do you know who even talks like this?
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Was this pregnancy a result of one of Houston's famous gangbangs?

If so, I say blame SFV...