I don't tend to tell war stories, but I'll make an exception here to illustrate my point. About three years ago, a young provider I've known for four years (she's 22 years-old now) was gifted a bottle of Jagermeister. Although she was on probation for DWI (and had a number of priors for drugs), she drank the entire bottle in her incall and tried to drive home. When a cop tried to pull her over for speeding and weaving, she fled, fearful that CPS would take away her little bundle of illegitimacy. She crashed, damaging a house in her neighborhood. (You think I make this shit up?) When the detective told the girl she was facing pen time, she ratted out the hobbyist who gave her the Jager. The DA filed only a DWI first-offense and she avoided prison. The hobbyist, however, was only offered straight probation (not deferred), and now he has a permanent conviction on his record.
Originally Posted by ShysterJon
Good story. A whole bottle of Jagermeister? Was she russian?
I don't understand this gift crap. Just take money. If you like the service, give her more money. She can buy her own shit with the exta money. You're not there to fall in love, you're there to fuck, lick or get sucked.
And secondly, don't give out personal info. If the flaky bitch decides to rat you out, well if she doesn't know anything more than your hobby name is "TrickyDick" and you have some throw away phone number, then let her rat you out since they're not going to find you easily.