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DallasRain's Avatar
lol Miss S....I have left a hotel room dirty before but never like that....hmmmm food for thought! lol
Savannah Moon's Avatar
Right on!!!
I'm a goof I would have to stop one of the crew & have them " check " before I left lol..
I could not.. NOT see the expression !!!
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Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Ok, from a hotel dnr file:
Two empty gallon cans of ketchup, two empty gallon cans of mustard, and a very dirty whirlpool tub.
This is a decades old story that is still making the rounds.
Savannah Moon's Avatar
This is one of my favorite LOL...Ms D
DallasRain's Avatar
wooohooo Savannah..I would so call you!!!!!!!!

not funny...but sexy......



Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
wooohooo Savannah..I would so call you!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
Well now, there's an idea.
lawyerinjeans's Avatar
Saw this term and definition in the Urban Dictionary:

Post Porn Depression: That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking "What the hell is wrong with me?" While you ponder life and shit.
Savannah Moon's Avatar
wooohooo Savannah..I would so call you!!!!!!!!

not funny...but sexy......



Originally Posted by DallasRain
Definitely HOT!!!
Savannah Moon's Avatar
Saw this term and definition in the Urban Dictionary:

Post Porn Depression: That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking "What the hell is wrong with me?" While you ponder life and shit. Originally Posted by lawyerinjeans
I think I have experienced that
:
But perhaps it was...I think I need to try that with the next client I see
Mmmmmhmmmm
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I think I have experienced that
:
But perhaps it was...I think I need to try that with the next client I see
Mmmmmhmmmm Originally Posted by Savannah Moon
+1. Had either/or most of those same thoughts. That I'm so fucked up and who the fuck would want to do this with me?

DallasRain's Avatar
Dallas, I've never tried your cooking, but I know the other is yummy good. You have that recipe down good. Soon!!!
Driving to work and I was in stop/go traffic luck is preparation meeting the moment of opportunity . I look to the next car and my boss waves at me.(50yo women)

Later at work:
"Johnny, you gotta be careful about talking on the phone and driving!"

"Oh, I wasnt talking on the phone, I was watching a youtube video about driving safely"


".........."

it took a minute for it to sink in before she laughed.
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