Beating The Heat

Ok, I may have slept through most of it, half-naked and super-sultry (AD alert--thread hijacking--AD alert), but I did wake up in time to see a lady with a pretty Lexus attempt to split up an ice bucket-champagne flute set, just to save a buck. The whole time I'm thinking, 'lady, do you have any idea what I make per hour?' Quit talking to me, spend the extra dollar...it's a really nice ice bucket! Pay the $2 & just throw the friggin' flutes away...

And Miss Pam thinks I was sleeping, but while she was wasting her time selling t-shirts for $.25, I was utilizing her budoir for my personal incall. If only the bargain hunting old ladies knew what their hubbies and I were up to in the back room...

Moral of the story: don't be cheap and try to save $1 on an ice bucket-champagne flute set. It will end up costing you $302.

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And Miss Pam thinks I was sleeping, but while she was wasting her time selling t-shirts for $.25, I was utilizing her budoir for my personal incall. If only the bargain hunting old ladies knew what their hubbies and I were up to in the back room.... [/quote]

Please let me know next sale date. I would like to reserve back room and champaign for duration of event, but will bring 12,000btu window unit as back up. Its way too hot for anything except sitting in pool or gulf now. 101 today and same tomorrow. Can't wait for fall! vacation in hot springs village cool crisp air with fire place and hot tup. Let it be!

And Miss Pam thinks I was sleeping, but while she was wasting her time selling t-shirts for $.25, I was utilizing her budoir for my personal incall. If only the bargain hunting old ladies knew what their hubbies and I were up to in the back room... Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Now that is my kind of yard sale . . .

I say we haul all our baseball cards, comic books, t-shirts & ice bucket sets over to BB's and have a HAHH yard sale. Instead of dying in the heat, we could be swimming and drinking Pinot Griggio out of Pam's still-present champagne flutes. We'll even bring the ice bucket. Just let me know which room I can use for my incall.

I say we haul all our baseball cards, comic books, t-shirts & ice bucket sets over to BB's and have a HAHH yard sale. Instead of dying in the heat, we could be swimming and drinking Pinot Griggio out of Pam's still-present champagne flutes. We'll even bring the ice bucket. Just let me know which room I can use for my incall. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

I have a FEMA Trailor I could tow up their with a hot tub in the back of the pickup which should work. Full service Photo Studio A/C and incall available. I'll have my lawyer draw the papers tomorrow!

I have a FEMA Trailor I could tow up their with a hot tub in the back of the pickup which should work. Full service Photo Studio A/C and incall available. I'll have my lawyer draw the papers tomorrow! Originally Posted by Radiomon

I might have to borrow that rig for my next tour.

I say we haul all our baseball cards, comic books, t-shirts & ice bucket sets over to BB's and have a HAHH yard sale. Instead of dying in the heat, we could be swimming and drinking Pinot Griggio out of Pam's still-present champagne flutes. We'll even bring the ice bucket. Just let me know which room I can use for my incall. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Well, between trying to keep Pammy out of the swimming pool, naked and you offering a complimentary bbbj with purchase of 2 old champagne flutes and an ice bucket, how am I supposed to maintain some sort of discretion with my neighbors?

This heat brings all the crazies out....
"I'm back from the dead"

Pam yardsale next week??lol

This heat brings all the crazies out....
"I'm back from the dead"

Pam yardsale next week??lol Originally Posted by Erica - Arkansas

Hi Erica, glad to know you're still alive. I've been trying to contact you.

Welcome back hot thang....

Well, between trying to keep Pammy out of the swimming pool, naked and you offering a complimentary bbbj with purchase of 2 old champagne flutes and an ice bucket, how am I supposed to maintain some sort of discretion with my neighbors? Originally Posted by arklookn4lovn

That would be a sight to behold, even if she was wearing the "stars and stripes" bikini bottoms!

Huck

Like I would wear any type of Bottoms in this heat. Havent heard any complains from the neighbors though.....hhhmm
Ark..There are 5 flutes 1 bucket and a smile
And as far as you go Ms Ginger....Where the hell is my cut? Oh well I guess I'll let you keep it and and apply it towards the rollin FEMA Hot tub Mobile.

Erica Erica Erica.. How dare you call those nice yardselians Crazy. Oops Oh you meant me didntchya. You were workin with that Watchtower phamphlet hander outter werent you? LOL

This heat could make a priest cuss. Silly Pam decides to have yard sale on the Hottest day. Thought I would simply sit in my lawn chair, cold beverage at my side and collect money. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I had to get up walk around, Help load the big junk, Listen to life stories (met some interesting people) I thought I had some issues. Originally Posted by Pamelatoo

5 years ago, I sold my residence of 20 years, rental house and property with a 40' x 50' workshop that my family had been using as a warehouse for 20 years. Called all family and friends to help with Big Sale! 7 weekends in a row we hauled out cloths, furniture, tools, and junk...NEVER AGAIN! August and September of 2004 was hotter than usual, but not as bad as this year.

The most entertaining part was watching a rather Larger older lady with her friend pick up a pair of my Fabulous pair of stilletto heels. I wasnt sure what they whispered to one another but it could have gone two ways.
"This lady is a Tramp"
OR
"Remember when I used to wear these"
giteneny I am so with you "NEVER AGAIN"