Interesting Article about DATY

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johnniewalkerblack's Avatar
I don't care. I'm still going to eat pussy whenever I can.

Pussy. The new red meat!
LexusLover's Avatar
Something Someday is going to Kill You!
How awesome would if be to see on your autopsy report...
Cause of Death: Eating Pussy Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
Only surpassed by ...

....the Cause of Death on "her" autopsy report: "Pussy Eaten"!
I don't care. I'm still going to eat pussy whenever I can.

Pussy. The new red meat! Originally Posted by johnniewalkerblack
RED it must be her cycle time
TTH_ASPD's Avatar
I used to eat that stuff by the pound!! Now my SO has HPV. Just saying....
Champagne Brown's Avatar
RED it must be her cycle time Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

LexusLover's Avatar
I used to eat that stuff by the pound!! Now my SO has HPV. Just saying.... Originally Posted by TTH_ASPD
And you have been convinced YOU GAVE IT TO HER? She could have been infected before you met!
You live in Houston, you're gonna get cancer anyway. So have fun and be thankful we have MD Anderson.
Like I said, some day, some thing is going to kill you. What difference does it make if it's a car crash or a stray bullet? Granted, any form of cancer is a nasty way to go out. Slow, painful, watching your body get eaten up from the inside out.

Quality of life my friends.

One of my favorite quotes was Samuel Clemens explaining to a friend about his visit to the doctor...
"My doctor told me that if I gave up whiskey and cigars, I could add another 10 years onto my life...
I told my doctor, that if I gave up all the things I enjoy in life, I wouldn't want to live that extra 10."
Slitlikr's Avatar
You live in Houston, you're gonna get cancer anyway. So have fun and be thankful we have MD Anderson. Originally Posted by River Song
+1

Won't be long before the docs publish an article on how eating pussy prevents cancer.

I ain't giving up eating bacon either, dammit!
johnniewalkerblack's Avatar
RED it must be her cycle time Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Originally Posted by Champagne Brown
Yes, I hit the Enter button too quickly on this one. While we like the pussy pink, we don't want the red.

I'm ashamed,but thanks for taking it easy on me.
LexusLover's Avatar
While we like the pussy pink, we don't want the red. Originally Posted by johnniewalkerblack
Who's "we"?

Ever since high school I've known periods are good things to happen.
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