I'm not sure if therapy is going to help me at all. I'll give it a shot, but it's not going to get me a girlfriend, get me laid, or cure feeling lonely all the time, and I don't want to sit there and wine about it like I do here. (It's a little less embarrassing when you're anonymous.) I've no clue what kind of treatment they could give me. They only wanted me to go because they thought I was suicidal, but it was just a stupid joke I said to someone who I thought was a friend, who should have known me better.
The root of my problems is being a chode, and I do stupid and reckless things in hopes of attracting a pretty girl. How can therapy help with that?
Originally Posted by yitzchak
Electro shock therapy would do wonders. Look into it. Or get a cop to taze you multiple times.