LOL. This thread reminds me of an old, somewhat "politically-incorrect" skit from Saturday Night Live. The premise was that unbeknownst to the blacks, we white folk were actually partying like animals every time the blacks would leave the room, or get off the bus.... The blacks all thought that the whites were a bunch of uptight party-poopers, but in reality, we were partying like crazy behind their backs.
Shhhhhh..... COG's here. Act all straight-laced and uptight until he leaves, then break out the toys and squirt guns filled with jelly.