(In a scary voice) My late night on Backpage

Thanks for the intel;
I will remember this before i post a add on backpage;

Thanks for the intel;
I will remember this before i post a add on backpage; Originally Posted by Captain Gus

LOL!!! Are you in need of a manager? My stable of men would be happy to vouch for me. Just PM RBJ.

Thats fuuny brook;
I am glad that you are well and having a good time on hear;
There are to many people that are being mean;
Like the RAT, he is one mean SOB, sweet old boy;

Although, I'm sure it wasn't entertaining at the time it was happening, it makes for some entertaining sh..t the way you wrote about it. Some if this stuff just can't be made up. I get the same kind of requests from my Eros ads. It's just amazing some of the requests I get. Well this proves it, we're not alone when it comes to dealing with bizarre requests.

I wonder what it is like for the male escorts that post on backpage. I mean are the women just as wierd or is it just the men lol

Have to ask the bodyguard he said he was looking into doing it. Bunch of dudes calling trying to turn you to there side I would think. I would hate to see the lady that can't get laid that calls for real, but you may get some good ones, that don't require the double dose of Viagra.

In general, there are some idiots on BP.

7. Hey baby, can I come for a bill? I just need something to help me get to sleep. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

LOL!! Guy seeking a nightcap (a little late nite trim for the insomnia).

3. Can you meet me out front so I can see you first? Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Guy seeking to inspect the goods before making a purchase.

2. What do you need for screening?
Me: P411, Eccie or I need to call you at your office.
Him: I will not be back at my office till Tuesday, you can call me then, but I’d like to come see you right now.

And probably naturally came out of his mouth with no thought what so ever.......

Be sure to call now Brooke..

You ladies should record some of those calls and post them on here for entertainment. World's Funniest Hobby Calls?

[quote=luxury daphne;562659]I've gotten some pretty okay late night calls before, but I think Paris Hilton said it best when she said only weirdos stay out past 3am.

My mom used to tell us " Be home by 2. There ain't nothin' out there in them streets after that but trouble and the police. And I'm not get ya outta either!"

Brookie-da bored, you be careful. No shit.

For some reason, night time is always like this, even over here. When I use to strip I use to be a day girl as well, night shift was just a whole different animal. It was also during a night appointment when I had a guy here pull out some hee who in the middle of the session, never had anything like that happen to me ever before.

So yeah, I stick to my day appointments and I am quite happy with that.

Victoria what is hee who if you say that in the states its normally a Dick what's it mean across the pond?

LMAO it is the same to me as well since I am a yank, but I just used hee hoo instead of the real word bc we are not allowed to make references to such things on here. Basically think of controlled substances....

That number 9 was the strangest one of all. I thought Boardman got fixed.

I swear to God I wanted to make the appt but people show up at your house uninvited and throw off your whole game plan. I'll take my 30 lashes but be gentle I bruise easily.