What are some of the excuses your SO gives you for not having SEX?

You should have fucked your SO, AND THEN made him dinner. You just had things out of sequence.

You should have fucked your SO, AND THEN made him dinner. You just had things out of sequence. Originally Posted by pyramider

No because you just came for the 4th time 10 minutes ago and you know 4 times is the limit..so NO You Ain't gettin none...

I'm rarely in a mood to say no but if it's that rare time I am not in the mood I just tell them I came up with a small bout of 24 hr aids

I can't relate. I did get upset when they were minute men or refuse certain acts.

oh, honey, just let me finish this (whatever he's doing) and i'll be right there... (and he waits until i fall asleep)

damn, i forgot to return the boss's phone call.... give me a couple minutes, k? (a couple minutes turns into another phone call, an errand, a meeting....)

i'd love nothing more, babe, but the boss is expecting me in 10 minutes, i'm already running late, love ya, bye!


One of the reasons I do "this" line of "work" is b/c he has intimacy issues, SERIOUS issues....