Everyday foibles

- Gents in the health club that insist on taking the steam naked. Yeah, got it, I know your hung like Secretariat, but feel free to put on a towel. Must be backlash from Jr High

- Dude sitting next to you on the airplane conducting an intercontinental staff meeting as soon as he lands. You are not that important.

- Post office ( Plano) big line... oh, I am just here to pick up my mail ( Note, we all are)

- Moving walkways at the airport. Signs and announcements telling you stand right and walk left. Most people standing two abreast bullshitting. Got in a fight once over this one in O Hare

Kelly, obviously spending time in the wrong aisle at Kroger. I was taught to hang in Produce or Wine. Note to self to change strategy and dash to frozen foods.

How about the idiot that has to pass you on the freeway so they can cut you off to get to the exit directly to your right!

Kelly; ROTFLMAO. have to know! when and where is next time you are going grocery shopping, just asking so I can wave to you as you walk around the frozen food,

I do it cause it makes my nipples hard.

Then I walk through the Frozen Foods....and Point at People!

"Hey! How are You! Good To See ya! Yeah, Look at chuuu!"

But, that's just me.

~Kelly TNT Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

Sounds plausible to me...

I don't get irate but it never ceases to amaze me when people (USUALLY women) get to the cashier and have no money, card nor checkbook out to pay. Did you THINK they would forget to ask for your money? C'mon!

"What are you thinking about?"

Men only think about three things:
- sex
- food
- sleep

If we are not sleeping or eating, then we are thinking about sex!

DUH!!!

People who order coffee at Starbucks that is some twisted exotic crap that takes a poster board for the cashier to write it down. It's freakin' coffee...how much do you wanna do to it?

Also, people who are in line to order food for take out and they are on the cell phone asking Joe Bob what he wants to eat. Could you have not possibly determined that before so I don't have to wait for him to decide?

Gifted One, thats a good one with the cell. How about people on a cellphone in a quiet restaurant or the cell phone person on the bluetooth walking around and you think he is talking to you until he holds up his hand as if to indicate " I am not talking to you". What a tool...

Ah, their mantra is "It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Either that or they're just freakin' unconscious.

I do it cause it makes my nipples hard.

Then I walk through the Frozen Foods....and Point at People!

"Hey! How are You! Good To See ya! Yeah, Look at chuuu!"

But, that's just me.

~Kelly TNT Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

Come say hi to me anytime. If you want I can point back.

I don't get irate but it never ceases to amaze me when people (USUALLY women) get to the cashier and have no money, card nor checkbook out to pay. Did you THINK they would forget to ask for your money? C'mon! Originally Posted by vnurse

I despise the people who reach the checkout and then decide they need something else so they send the SO or a kid off to search the store for it while you wait.

It makes you truly appreciate the checkout robots....except for that pushy voice telling you to do as it thinks you should!

People who order coffee at Starbucks that is some twisted exotic crap that takes a poster board for the cashier to write it down. It's freakin' coffee...how much do you wanna do to it?

Also, people who are in line to order food for take out and they are on the cell phone asking Joe Bob what he wants to eat. Could you have not possibly determined that before so I don't have to wait for him to decide? Originally Posted by TheGiftedOne

uh yeah I order a Grande Non Fat No Whip 5 pump Peppermint Mocha ... and they usually screw it up!

So I'm the bitch talking on the cell to LICKALOTAPUS (huh baby lol) who you are probably behind waiting on an idiot to remake my coffee!

Or the dumbass perv who, while checking out the melons --mouth agape, happens to spot a hottie and starts fantasizing...err...never mind. {embarrassed}.

The person driving immediately in front of you, while pulling into the parking lot, suddenly stops --half-in/half out in the street, while they try to spot an available spot to park.

Or worse... the one's that pull in and try to make an immediate turn--against a wall of exiting traffic, thereby blocking all other traffic in the process.

Speaking of traffic....I have no use whatsoever for the morons who are afraid to drive through a puddle of water. It's not going to harm your vehicle, yet you have to do a hard left in traffic to avoid that curb lane puddle....loser.

"What are you thinking about?"
Men only think about three things:
- sex
- food
- sleep
If we are not sleeping or eating, then we are thinking about sex!
DUH!!!
Originally Posted by cpi3000

Reminds me of my old Sig Line from The Mother Ship...

"For women ... men have two emotional states:
Hungry and Horny
If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich"

~Kelly TNT