Provider Ads - Whats annoying to you?

I have to take back some of the good i said about P411.I logged on there,and noticed the activities section is all messed up.Now there is no way to know if MSOG,and stuff like that is on the menu.You can find out if the lady likes to dance,kiss,or go out on dinner dates though.

Jack pretty much hit every one of my peeves. And there's always the one that I'm sure you're all aware of given my most recent topic

I just seen a very bad ad!! She had a closeup pic of her butt and it was hairy. If you have a hairy hiney, take a picture of your boobs instead. Well, unless those are hairy too then just get a body wax lol

It seems to me that it is a complete waste of an ad when she asks you to call, not text, and leaves no number.
If she does leave a number either she's out of minutes and service has lapsed or "the customer you are trying to reach has not set up their mailbox." Or " this customers mailbox is full, please try again later".
Now, I know not everyone is as educated as my dumb ass but it seems to me that a working phone and the intelligence to actually answer it are bare minimum requirements for this business.

Something not mentioned that I have never understood is masking your phone number. Why can you not say my number is (555) 555-5555? Why does it have to be FIVE5f.i.v.e. fiftyfive!!!5 five thousand five hundred and fifty five? Is this really fooling anyone?

Olsenluke I think that is to prevent auto dialers and spam bots. I don't think it's meant to fool anyone

A provider told me the reason to do the number different each time with numbers and letters was to limit search results if you search their phone number.

Not sure that is the only reason but that is what was told.

Don't you just love it when a girl is flipping you off in her ad. That is exactly the kind of lady I want to see. If see is flipping you off in her ad, it scares me to think of what she might do BCD.

I just seen a very bad ad!! She had a closeup pic of her butt and it was hairy. If you have a hairy hiney, take a picture of your boobs instead. Well, unless those are hairy too then just get a body wax lol Originally Posted by Gemma34

Or my favorite is when it looks like they didn't wipe properly and there is a big streak!! Lol!!

Good points from all of you.
Major photoshopping I hate, I don't want to see what you can be with your amazing computer skills, I want to see what you really are. You don't have to be a perfect 10 to attract me. Personality is WAY more important. Money pictures and a dozen disclaimers, reminders not to be a douche and generally more clutter than real information or pictures is irritating.
Give me a few real pics, sans face if you want, and let a warm, pleasant personality come through and you have my attention.
Gemma's website is astounding, as is Kaci Doll's just for a couple of examples. But it doesn't HAVE to be that glorious to get the point across. And ladies, just smile, overly pouty and angry just screams overly fake or hostile.
Last thing, on activities offered, I don't especially care for "Read my reviews". I know it may be way too much to list, but how about just saying something like everything but this, or that. I do read reviews, but would rather not have to search dozens looking for something specific Ian still miss it.

Tumbler had some pics of a new fad where gals are growing out their pit hair they dying it different colors. Hope it doesn't catch on in the hobby.

Tumbler had some pics of a new fad where gals are growing out their pit hair they dying it different colors. Hope it doesn't catch on in the hobby. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

What? People been hanging round Szoey!

I saw an ad the other day that said "I just got my new number! Text me for it!"

Umm......how? Telepathy?? That killed me!

I saw an ad the other day that said "I just got my new number! Text me for it!"

Umm......how? Telepathy?? That killed me! Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

That's funny.

I agree with Gemma, about this #1 in TOWN, BEST RATED, all that other stuff... BEST SERVICE IN TOWN, sometimes even with a New in town... so you can be both NEW and the BEST, that's quite an accomplishment.

Perhaps I should start a ratings agency, you know the good whorekeeping seal of approval?

I'm telling you, zooming in on the background details of the pictures can sometimes be a fun way to kill time... the things you see... lol. I saw what could only be a used condom on a dresser next to an open wrapper. maybe it wasn't used, just attempted to be used... who knows. Hilarious stuff though.

Although I will agree with the earlier post, no background shot beats the unflushed toilet for sheer... oh HELLLLL NO