wife ever find out?

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I've gone as far as spilling gas on myself, gotta do what you gotta do Originally Posted by BLM69
Lol. Been there and done that, and then opened all the car windows on the ride home to air out. Outside temp could be freezing or 100, doesn’t matter...just get that stripper smell outta here!
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  • Owj
  • 07-02-2020, 12:59 PM
Most women can smell pussy from the driveway as you pull in.
lol I've done the split gas thing also...
do it around them also so its not only when you have a day off! :-D
my wife is good . i love my wife
Maybe, she already knows. She's tired of your "tired" BS. Needs a little "strange" her own self. So, she goes out for "drinks with the girls". Then, she shows up on a Dancing Bear hen party vid. Or, there's a weekly payment to the pool service. But, you don't have a pool.

Wifey needs her boat rowed, too. Just, don't blow a gasket whrn you find out she's stroking someone else's oars. Maybe, she's supplementing the income.
I always keep a fresh supply of gum in the car as well as a toothbrush to get rid of pussy breath and bottle of cologne. I keep a bar of the same soap I use at home handy. I've also had to spill gas on my hand once since the smell wouldn't go away.
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  • BLM69
  • 07-02-2020, 11:17 PM
Like guys are sneaky, women are also sneaky and better liars, they get offered cock daily. Men have to work for it or get lucky
And if they still give it up, guys want other flavors, who wants to eat chicken every single day? I need it all and some Originally Posted by BLM69
For once I have to agree with BLM. I think we all understand the "flavor" issue.

That is why I became a provider and that is why you married men seek us out.

We are just "different" in most normal peoples' opinion ... although secretly they are wishing they would have the guts to live out sensual fantasies.

As to the actual subject of this thread ... johns will jump through hoops to avoid the SO finding out. Just not worth the anguish to them.
BUT, then there are those .... who've decided they just don't care anymore and perhaps are subconsciously looking for a way out.

Nonetheless, we've all figured out how to have a good time!!!
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Mine knows I fuck escorts, shit we have together once LMAO
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
Happy Wife Happy Life ..
I wonder if wife stop having sex with her hubby
that he's just not doing it for her any more or ever did !
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Happy Wife Happy Life ..
I wonder if wife stop having sex with her hubby
that he's just not doing it for her any more or ever did ! Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF
More often than we’d like to admit.
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Always check your car for used consumables, but most guys forget to check for hairs left behind, also women are like blooshounds and smell things. Smell yourself cover it up before heading home, I've gone as far as spilling gas on myself, gotta do what you gotta do Originally Posted by BLM69
Car girls were my go to on the way to work so smells were ok.
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The question should be asked, how many providers actually have a husband/boyfriend and have no idea what their wife/girlfriend really does?
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My wife doesn't seem to care if I were to see a provider but we're more like brother and sister or mutual family members these days living in separate rooms. There's not much room for jealousy when there's nothing going on.

My case is probably different from most and that my wife is not heterosexual or so it seems. The last times we did it she got off with the help of porn but at this point it's been well over a year. I'm not altogether that horny at least not to the point that highest definition porn cannot satisfy me.

Still I want some more real world sexual experiences before I get too old for it and I think pay to play is the way to do it.
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I'm a non porn watcher.