Uber BFE Song of the Day

Ghey song or not, when you're BFE you do what it takes to get 'er done.

It's a little give, a little take.

Okay, how bout this one:

How's It Going To Be........ by Third Eye Blind:

I'm only pretty sure,
That I can't take anymore;
Before you take a swing,
I wonder.. what are we fighting for

When I say out loud,
I want to get out of this...
I wonder

Is there anything

I'm going to miss

I wonder how it's going to be...
When you don't know me;

How's it going to be ...
When you're sure I'm not there;

How's it going to be
When there's no one there to talk to,

Between you and me,

'Cause I don't care,
How's it going to be

How's it going to be

Where we used to laugh
There's a shouting match
Sharp as a thumbnail scratch
A silence I can't ignore
Like the hammock
By the doorway
We spent time in,

Swings empty

I don't see lightning like last fall,
When it was always
About to hit me....

I wonder how's it going to be,
When it goes down
How's it going to be...
When you're not around
How's it going to be...

When you found out there was nothing..

Between you and me....
'Cause I don't care.

How's it going to be

And how's it going to be...
When you don't know me

Anymore

And how's it going to be....

Want to get myself back in again
The soft dive of oblivion....
I want to taste the salt of your skin,
The soft dive of oblivion oblivion...

How's it going to be,
When you don't know me anymore
How's it going to be
How's it going to be
How's it going to be

Eeeewww...!!! Feh! *spits*

Loverman by Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds

There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer?)
There's a devil waiting outside your door
It is bucking and braying and pawing at the floor
And he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls
There's a devil waiting outside your door
He's weak with evil and broken by the world
He's shouting your name and he's asking for more
There's a devil waiting outside your door

Loverman!
Since the world began
Forever, amen
Till end of time
Take off that dress
I'm coming down
I'm your loverman
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am

L is for LOVE, baby
O is for ONLY you that I do
V is for loving VIRTUALLY all that you are
E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do
R is for RAPE me
M is for MURDER me
A is for ANSWERING all of my prayers
N is for KNOWING your loverman's going to
be the answer to all of yours

Loverman!
Till the bitter end
While empires burn down
Forever and ever and ever and ever amen
I'm your loverman
So help me, baby
So help me
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
I'll be your loverman!

There's a devil crawling along your floor
There's a devil crawling along your floor
With a trembling heart, he's coming through your door
With his straining sex in his jumping paw
There's a devil crawling along your floor
And he's old and he's stupid and
he's hungry and he's sore
And he's lame and he's blind
and he's dirty and he's poor
Give him more
There's a devil crawling along your floor

Loverman!
Here I stand
Forever, amen
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
Forgive me, baby
My hands are tied
And I got no choice
No, I got no choice at all

I'll say it again
L is for LOVE, baby
O is for OH yes I do
V is for VIRTUE, so I ain't gonna hurt you
E is for EVEN if you want me to
R is for RENDER unto me, baby
M is for that which is MINE
A is for ANY old how, darling
N is for ANY old time

I'll be your loverman!
I got a masterplan
To take off your dress
And be your man
Seize the throne
Seize the mantle
Seize the crown
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
I'm your loverman!

There's a devil lying by your side
You might think he's asleep
but look at his eyes
He wants you, baby, to be his bride
There's a devil lying by your side

Loverman! Loverman!

All that spitting is not very attractive!

"Loverman" isn't ghey?! Hah!

So Alive - Love & Rockets
I don't know what color your eyes are, baby,But your hair is long and brown.Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long.And you don't come from this town.My head is full of magic, baby,And I can't share this with you.The feel I'm on a cross again, lately,But there's nothing to do with you.I'm alive, so alive.I'm alive, so alive.Your strut makes me crazy,makes me see you more clearly.Oh, baby, now I can see you.Wish I could stop,Switch off the clock,Make it all happen for you.I'm alive, so alive.I'm alive, so alive.I don't know what color your eyes are, baby,But your hair is long and brown.Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long.And you don't come from this town.My head is full of magic, baby,And I can't share this with you.The feel I'm on top again, baby,That's got everything to do with you.I'm alive, so alive.I'm alive, so alive.

A Time We'll Remember by Youth Of Today

This is a time that we can live our dreams
and a time so pure, at least it seems
a simple life, a modest one
where money plays a minor role
and I pray and I'll try to keep this spirit inside me
as I start to grow old

This is an era of creativity
good music and good friends
and the dreams that we reach for
seem to be at the tips of our hands
and it's getting too late to appreciate
and it soon will be the past
but I'll still have these memories
but why can't they fucking last!?
maybe they can!

This is a time, this is a time we'll remember

This is a time with lots of hope
and very little fear
and a time where every move we make seems so sincere
but when the song is sung and the moment's gone
only you'll know all we've shared
and I hope that you can rekindle too
this same feeling in the air

This is a time we can remember

New song!

Meds by Placebo

I was alone, falling free,
trying my best not to forget,
what happened to us, what happened to me,
what happened as I let it slip.

I was confused by the powers that be,
forgetting names and faces,
Passers by, were looking at me,
as if they could erase it.

Baby...did you forget to take your meds?
Baby...did you forget to take your meds?

I was alone, staring over the ledge,
tyring my best not to forget,
all manner of joy, all manner of glee,
and our one heroic pledge.

How it mattered to us, how it mattered to me,
and the consequences.
I was confused, by the birds and the bees,
forgetting if I meant it.

Baby...did you forget to take your meds? (x4)

And the sex and the drugs, and the complications. (x4)

Baby...did you forget to take you meds? (x6)

I was alone, falling free, trying my best not to forget.

Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush

It doesn't hurt me.
Do you want to feel how it feels?
Do you want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?
You, It's you and me.

And if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get Him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
Say, If I only could, oh...

You don't want to hurt me,
But see how deep the bullet lies.
Unaware, I'm tearing you asunder.
Oh, there is thunder in our hearts.

Is there so much hate for the ones who love?
Tell me we both matter don't we?

You,
It's you and me,
It's you and me who won't be unhappy.

And if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get Him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
Say, If I only could, oh...

You,
It's you and me,
It's you and me who won't be unhappy.

Come on baby, come on darling
Let me steal this moment from you now
Oh, come on angel, come on come on darlin'
Let's exchange the experience oh...

And if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get Him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...

Say if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get Him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...

Say if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get Him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...

Say, If I only could...
Oh...
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...

If only I could,
Be running up that hill...

I humbly suggest...

Night Moves by Bob Seger

I was a little too tall
Could've used a few pounds
Tight pants points hardly reknown
She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high

Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy
Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy
Workin' on mysteries without any clues
Workin' on our night moves
Trying' to make some front page drive-in news
Workin' on our night moves in the summertime
In the sweet summertime

We weren't in love oh no far from it
We weren't searching for some pie in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Living by the sword
And we'd steal away every chance we could
To the backroom, the alley, the trusty woods
I used her she used me
But neither one cared
We were getting our share

Workin' on our night moves
Trying to lose the awkward teenage blues
Workin' on out night moves
In the summertime
And oh the wonder
Felt the lightning
And we waited on the thunder
Waited on the thunder

I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves
When you just don't seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in

Love & Rockets!
Thanks Sinkerswim.
I am sure the folks at the office are wondering why I am singing that song.

JPdM,
There use to be a band here in Dallas in the 80's by the name of Dirty Crabber. Two of my favorite songs by them were She's got the crabs/He's got the crabs and Shake my banana.
If I only had the lyrics.

I feel so alive.

Could be holding you tonight
Could quit doing wrong,start doing right
You don't care about what I think
I think I'll just stay here and drink

Hey, putting you down won't square the deal
A least you'll know the way I feel
Hey, take all the money in the bank
I think I'll just stay here and drink

Hey, listen close so you can hear
That loud jukebox playing in my ear
Ain't no woman gonna change the way I think
I think I'll just stay here and drink

Hey, hurtin' me know don't mean a thing
Since love ain't here I don't feel a thing
My mind ain't nothing but a total blank
I think I'll just stay here and drink

Merl

Living The Wasted Life by Aesthetic Perfection

Why can't I ever feel
Why can't I ever feel

I sense a kiss
it's coming on
I sense the rift between us
my fault
I pray for something
a quick demise
something to substitute a restless mind
call the doctors
call the gods
you can't call anyone
to save me now
weak is the one who crawls
this life behind a wall
the only question here is

Why can't I ever feel (x4)

Is this whats left of me
debilitated life
look back and see
nothing but my self wasted
is this whats left of me
whats left will be destroyed
is it ever ending my self-hatred

Is this whats left of me
debilitated life
look back and see
nothing but my self wasted
is this whats left of me
whats left will be destroyed
never ever ending my self-hatred

Why can't I ever feel (x4)

I am the cancer
I am the cause
I am the devil
sitting on my left shoulder
in this regression
I'm looking for
just some attention
so don't keep me waiting
without direction
spread the fault
searching for something
just a little less caustic
for him to sing this song
seems like it's just too long
I'll follow them and wonder

Why can't I ever feel (x4)

I'm quite happy living my life this way
too fucked up to care anymore
we've all come from one commiserating
we just want to feel anything

Is this whats left of me
debilitated life
look back and see
nothing but my self wasted
is this whats left of me
whats left will be destroyed
is it ever ending my self-hatred

Is this whats left of me
debilitated life
look back and see
nothing but my self wasted
is this whats left of me
whats left will be destroyed
never ever ending my self-hatred

The gheyness continues:

Somebody by Depeche Mode

I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who'll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She'll get my support
She will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She will hear me out
And won't easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she'll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand me

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought and with every breath
Someone who'll help me see things
In a different light
All the things I detest
I will almost like
I don't want to be tied
To anyone's strings
I'm carefully trying to steer clear
Of those things
But when I'm asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly
Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I'll get away with it

This just came on and it struck me as uber BFE. If you call Nirvana ghey, I will owe you an ass-whoopin':

About A Girl ~ Nirvana

I need an easy friend
I do, with an ear to lend
I do, think you fit this shoe
I do, but you have a clue

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night...Free
...but I do

I'm standing in your line
I do, hope you have the time
I do, pick up number two
I do, keep a date with you

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night.... Free

I need an easy friend
I do, with a ear to lend
I do, think you fit this shoe
I do, but you have a clue

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night,
no I can't see you every night...Free...
.....I do...

Dammit...! I can't call Nirvana ghey. Grrr...!

Papillon by The Editors

Make our escape,
you’re my own papillon.
The world turns too fast,
feel love before it’s gone.

It kicks like a sleep twitch!
My papillon, feel love when it’s shone.

It kicks like a sleep twitch!

Darling, just don’t put down your guns yet,
if there really was a God here,
He’d have raised a hand by now.

Now darling, you’ll both get old and die here,
well that’s quite enough for me,
we’ll find our own way home somehow.

No sense of doubt,
of what you can achieve.
Well I’ve found you out,
I’ve seen the life you wish to leave.

But when it kicks like a sleep twitch!
You will choke, choke on the air
you try to breathe.

It kicks like a sleep twitch!

Darling, now just don’t put down your guns yet,
if there really was a God here,
He’d have raised a hand by now.

Darling, you’ll both get old and die here,
well that’s quite enough for me dear,
we’ll find our own home somehow.

It kicks like a sleep twitch!
It kicks like a sleep twitch!