Houston Midget Escort Real?

If you 69 her, is technically a 34 1/2? Originally Posted by latinluvr465

If you do 69, you better have some good abs. You're going to have to be in a V shape. Either that or a very long tongue.

I saw her. I started banging her and she started talking dirty. She said deeper, deeper, mwah muefrrr

I bet she'd ride you like a rented mutten.

It's important to approach any online ads with caution, especially if there are no reviews or reliable sources to verify their authenticity. When looking for companionship services, ensuring safety and legitimacy is key. It's great that you're seeking advice from the community, but I'd recommend exercising discretion and considering well-established sources for such services.

If you wanna experience something new, check out the Callgirl Vienna website. They have all kinds of women that are ready to travel and try whatever you want.

^ I was short on time this morning so I wasn’t able to read your little advertisement.

It's important to approach any online ads with caution, especially if there are no reviews or reliable sources to verify their authenticity. Originally Posted by adamhi

There are plenty advertising online in Houston but they are all fake, just deposit scams or want you to buy content. If you find one that actually agrees to meet up there's a 99% probability you'll get the SHORT end of the stick. Midget providers are in SHORT supply globally so that's a pretty TALL order.

It's important to approach any online ads with caution, especially if there are no reviews or reliable sources to verify their authenticity. When looking for companionship services, ensuring safety and legitimacy is key. It's great that you're seeking advice from the community, but I'd recommend exercising discretion and considering well-established sources for such services.

If you wanna experience something new, check out the Callgirl Vienna website. They have all kinds of women that are ready to travel and try whatever you want. Originally Posted by adamhi

So let me get this straight, you're a relatively new member, this is your 2nd post, your not from Houston and your comment is to caution us of fake ads by reviving a 3 month old post on and then you push a website with girls from Vienna that we would have to pay to fly here for a session?

^^^ U, you are just way too suspicious. I'm sure he's just trying to be helpful. LOL

So let me get this straight, you're a relatively new member, this is your 2nd post, your not from Houston and your comment is to caution us of fake ads by reviving a 3 month old post on and then you push a website with girls from Vienna that we would have to pay to fly here for a session? Originally Posted by Uomo

Yeah. That sounds like a lot of work. It would be easier to get a mail order bride.

So... You're saying she only offers a lil pussy and short visits? Originally Posted by Sig9er

Ya'll crack me up.

She would be a good “short time” girl in Thailand.

Yeah. That sounds like a lot of work. It would be easier to get a mail order bride. Originally Posted by Alyssa71

Ok I’m UP for that! Where do I order?

One short stack, side of sugar, a little honey, and able to push my wheelchair in a few years. Can you provide some 2 on 1 guidance until she gets settled in?

You’re the bestest Alyssa. Also can I take them for a test drive?

Ok I’m UP for that! Where do I order?

One short stack, side of sugar, a little honey, and able to push my wheelchair in a few years. Can you provide some 2 on 1 guidance until she gets settled in?

You’re the bestest Alyssa. Also can I take them for a test drive? Originally Posted by Michael8219

Oh yes for sure! Test drives are encouraged and welcome! Let us be your new Tesla!

Whatever you you do, don’t get short changed.

where's russ38 when you need him?