What to do,,,,

Some are destined to download porn ... ijs. Originally Posted by pyramider

Some are destined to fail on a hooker board by asking questions they really think are worth asking....

SO out of state from Oct 11 through 19.

100% Newbie with 0 references,,,

So,,,,

A. Grab a P411 account and 'poke and hope',,,
B. Search for local Newb friendly EECIE providers,,
C. Say fuggit, Go for a lazy MC ride through the country and then take the canines to the park,,,
D. All the above,,,

What would YOU do?? Originally Posted by TX4me

I would call up some of my smoking hot RW friends. However, sounds like options A or B would work for you.

Well Dorthy was just looking at your weekend ad and found it quite arousing. Any chance of you having any openings for an appt with me..?

Note to OP: find one you like and ask!

if I were you and I really wanted to get laid, then I'd go with B

B. Sounds good. Good luck to you dear.

B does seem a good option...

See OP, you ask and when you get no response.
You move on to the next one.

Go with A my friend. It can get rough with B.

Some bi-atches ain't worth a .gif, but if you really need advice from tricks & whores on how to spend a week.... Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Rest assured, 'bi-atches' is mutual, but I know you can do better than THAT!!!

if I were you and I really wanted to get laid, then I'd go with B Originally Posted by Sweet tart candy

Excellent analysis!

Kill 2 birds with one stone..

B then A...
Seek out newbie friendly providers with p411...
Fuck them right then ask them to vouch for you to get a p411 account

You will have refs,okays and p411

Then keep eating good all over the country

Well Dorthy was just looking at your weekend ad and found it quite arousing. Any chance of you having any openings for an appt with me..?

Note to OP: find one you like and ask! Originally Posted by Ur_1_only

Grrr Instead of looking try reading & the directions you may find helpfull...

Who cares...Im following your SO...lmaojk...don't need the drama. Originally Posted by nwhoustontx

Heh heh heh! Her and the MIL are headin out on a trip... They are both 'neglected' in that department and NEED some lovin!!! Knock yourself out!!! LOL!

I keep tellin the SO we need to hire someone to mow the yard AND then take care of her bush!,,, it would save me a lotta work!!!

Grrr Instead of looking try reading & the directions you may find helpfull... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Am I the only one who thinks DM would make a great DOM? Certainly has the attitude for it!

Grrr Instead of looking try reading & the directions you may find helpfull... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

I'm sorry Dorthy, was just a little humor. I assure you I can follow your instructions when or if I decide to ask for an appt.

My sincerest apologies for causing your "Grrr" response.

I'm sorry Dorthy, was just a little humor. I assure you I can follow your instructions when or if I decide to ask for an appt.

My sincerest apologies for causing your "Grrr" response. Originally Posted by Ur_1_only

Every tard knows...DM does not like guys who don't follow her instructions......