If you people are going to play tit for tat I am sure I can get Jarad, formally with Subway, to chime in with how his evening was. It's got to suck knowing you can't go anywhere in the world without people recognizing you for just what you are.
Whispy,
I don't care what you did that cost the big bucks, what you ate in excess, what expensive show you saw, or what sex was like. Why you need to inform us all of the facts that you live you life by. Why do you feel you need to inform us of where you will be and offer to buy cocktails for people who you don't like and who don't like you. I don't care what you plans are, especially do not give a rat's ass that your G/F has a community college AA degree. IDC if she is that hot and you want to show her off as to impress someone. Show us some pictures and a video of her explaining what the rule of 78 is, explain the difference between the 7 types of loans, and how to determine what the diameter of a tree is. After impressing us all it will still cost $10 to get her a cheap glass of something that may resemble a cab at Applebees. WE really don't care! Really!
The point is that you are acting like you do not have one (a reason to be here voicing your arrogant BS).You are typing in a manner that would make me think and others think you had the "number lock" turned on when using a standard laptop. Ya, it's that bad.
I do have to ask why you would be toting you laptop to a GF's apartment when a nice tablet mac or PC would be easier and lighter and more efficient. Haven't you heard, according to Tim Cook, laptops are dead. I haven't used mine for months.. But still if you're going to take a date out for a special evening why would you even be looking at your phone no less a laptop?
You deserve every bit of the flack that you are getting from me and others. Even though, for me, it is more fun to lay it out brutal but in a humorous manner, some people are jumping on the "haters will hate" bandwagon when it comes to you and your persona. Just don't grope anyone and I will not use any other pop music references. Screw it, might as well "Bad Blood"
Now go read Jade (your insult here) Rose's response and try to come back and tell her to fuck off in a manner where you don't have to tell anybody how superior your fucked up life is to her fucked up life. You two have got a pissing match going and she stepped up and bought a box of skeets. Now you two need to have a shoot out. Loser shuts up. You can still tell her how fucked up she is, in nice terms, but not by telling her how superior you are.