Drunck posting yea i said Drunck

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Brooke once again, you kind of missed the point of the thread. So let me help, BDS is being sarcastic, she actually likes the guys here and has had a wonderful time in Houston. Originally Posted by Wayward
lol ... I was being sarcastic .. really, you did'nt get that?
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Brooke once again, you kind of missed the point of the thread. So let me help, BDS is being sarcastic, she actually likes the guys here and has had a wonderful time in Houston. It's sort of a giggly counter point to your posts warning every provider on the globe to avoid us.

Hopefully Wakeup will schedule with you today and put you in the mood to start posting in your own threads again...

December 17th will always be Brooke Wild day Originally Posted by Wayward
It's all about context, with out the last couple of lines my post just isn't as funny. BW you got caught trying to cockblock all the guys in Houston and while that may never have been your overt intent, grouped together it's really funny. I know you don't hate me, Boardman or most of your regular clients so why all the hate gurl? (in my best Chelsea Handler voice)

Clearly there is a 'don't look behind the curtian' aspect to this delightful thread, seems like BDS may have had a little fun yesterday and wanted to share that. It's a sweet counter point to the notion that we (Houston Hobbyists) are cheap bastards and this is the worst place on the planet to tour.
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Wow...it's almost sad how badly the new, reformed Pussy Posse missed the boat on this one...stop clueing them in Way...
Wayward's Avatar
Can't help it, I'm just a typical Houston hobbyist trying to help folks out. It's a curse and a blessing. Now if we can laugh a little at ourselves along the way, that would be outstanding!

Brooke did you rate this thread with five stars? No? Why was that again? Because I did only wish there had been a choice for six.
BDS just became my favorite poster... How did I miss this gem last night?!
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Useless threAD......except for the 50 cent discount.
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Useless threAD......except for the 50 cent discount. Originally Posted by dearhunter
Now wait does that mean that this is a provider add?
If you mention this thread you will get 50 percent off your next appointment!!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow
I'm positive this is what you meant...
boardman's Avatar
This thread is all about me. I thinck Snow is mad that I won't cheat on Brooke with her.
I want my current future ex hobby wife and my future future ex hobby wife to get into a cat fight over yours truly. That would be fucking awesome.

BTW did anyone get Tonya's phone #?
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This thread is all about me. I thinck Snow is mad that I won't cheat on Brooke with her.
I want my current future ex hobby wife and my future future ex hobby wife to get into a cat fight over yours truly. That would be fucking awesome. Originally Posted by boardman

It WAS all about you. That's how your future future ex hobby wife became my ex future ex hobby wife.


BTW did anyone get Tonya's phone #? Originally Posted by boardman
I know you were otherwise occupied, but pay attention.

Her name is Tasha, she made the acceleration of my future divorce far more bearable, and nobody got her number - I swear.

(like I'd fuckin' tell you, pussy - I mean, Tomcat)


Back on topic - THREAD OF THE WEEK, BDS! CLASSIC!

(and thancks for the warning)
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It WAS all about you. That's how your future future ex hobby wife became my ex future ex hobby wife.




I know you were otherwise occupied, but pay attention.

Her name is Tasha, she made the acceleration of my future divorce far more bearable, and nobody got her number - I swear.

(like I'd fuckin' tell you, pussy - I mean, Tomcat)


Back on topic - THREAD OF THE WEEK, BDS! CLASSIC!

(and thancks for the warning) Originally Posted by TexasGator
Father Wayward was the one that got her drunck in the first place.
Fucking cock blocker.....
I thinck Snow had the hots for Tonya/Tasha and just wanted to take her frustrations out on me.
Oh please, please, let her take her frustrations out on me!!!!!

As usual Wayward is the big winner in all of this tom foolery. The murderin' rat bastard.
TexasGator's Avatar
Murdering Rat Bastard is always to blame. Why do you thinck carkido didn't show up? Surely he's not skeered of womenfolk?
Killersalt's Avatar
....please no losiers, or appointments that are from stupid Cat avatars!!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow
Boardman, you're shit out of luck!
Father Wayward was the one that got her drunck in the first place.
Fucking cock blocker.....
I thinck Snow had the hots for Tonya/Tasha and just wanted to take her frustrations out on me.
Oh please, please, let her take her frustrations out on me!!!!!

As usual Wayward is the big winner in all of this tom foolery. The murderin' rat bastard. Originally Posted by boardman
I knew I should of hung around longer....

Who knew it only took a few margaritas to channel your inner Brook
boardman's Avatar
Boardman, you're shit out of luck! Originally Posted by Killersalt
KS, man she is Soooo pissed at me for telling her no.
She may never come back to Houston, all because of me.