Ladies--Please Support Malwoody's New Career Choice

Mal's Home Sweet Home. Notice the milk crate, so he can reach the shelf.



For when he can't talk one of the ladies into an "outcall" to his van: Tina the Tuggie Girl.

I'm having Deja Vu...

Oh the stories...
Like the one about the encounter in the back in the waterbed...

Whew..

You go boy!!

http://kc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/are-...en-25/13290594 Originally Posted by cuddlyteddybear

Oh yeah! I'm down. As long as you don't mind that I speak in Ebonics the entire session and you'll accept a crotch pic as screening....

Thanks to all of my friends for the free pub...
Who says chest hair ain't HOTT?

Fabulous specials right now...PM for details..
Newbies welcome
Please no white guys.. Originally Posted by malwoody

You never know. This guy could be busy as hell making 10Xs what we are all making. Wouldn't that be hilarious?

UPDATE:

Okay so I called him. He's really nice!! Super NEW, and does not screen.

I informed him of the importance of screening, and gave a few ways to screen the ladies from here on out. Kind of told him about stings, possibility of being set up by a girl where he shows up only to get robbed/beat up by guys, basically all the negative possibilities of the hobby, etc...

Honestly he has a very SEXY voice! He's 25.

He is a biker type dude, but was completely NICE! Sounds a lot hotter than his backpage photos give way to. He says he is trying to get his photographer friend to take some better, more professional photos.

He does Body Rubs, but seems like he would be totally willing to take a woman around the world if both were attracted.

He's Available Friday and Saturday All Day AND Monday-Sunday 7pm or After.

I think I am going to let him come see me and my friend later this week (if she is willing to see him with me -- Please Pretty Please lol).

I'm holding out for reviews.

TUMA? I'm very clean!

Review specials?

I'm holding out for reviews.

TUMA? I'm very clean!

Review specials? Originally Posted by BottomFeederKC

HaHa you just might get one lol. Chloe (still waiting on her yes/no reply) and I are going to have him do body rubs for us this week. If not, I will see him alone. I/We will report back our findings with his Review.

Sorry to disappoint you, but he only sees Women lol.

As to your TUMA question: I will only do that to women, not men. But any man or woman can always feel free to do that on me LOL.

Woo Hoo! Chloe gave me the thumbs up saying she is in.

This is either going to be a Fun or Funny story, and I love both kinds separately or simultaneously!!

Kind of like Chloe and I being the Pied Piper(s) who played our flutes at Rock Island in the Old Town section of Wichita last Wednesday night. My hand still hurts, but thanks for the laundry basket HaHa lol...

You're welcome. I can't stop laughing! I feel another AB FAB style night coming on. Did we decide who was Patsy and who was Edina?

Sorry to hijack your thread malwoody. Btw. .. your pictures don't do you justice
OMG hilarious! I can't wait!

You're welcome. I can't stop laughing! I feel another AB FAB style night coming on. Did we decide who was Patsy and who was Edina?

Sorry to hijack your thread malwoody. Btw. .. your pictures don't do you justice
OMG hilarious! I can't wait! Originally Posted by ChloeBB

Well if we go by hair you are Patsy, and I am Edina lol.

I can definitely act like both though at times HaHa lol.

Someone called me today to inform me of another Fun place to party...
Des Moines, IA (Downtown - Court Ave Area).

Roadddd Trip!!

Well if we go by hair you are Patsy, and I am Edina lol.

I can definitely act like both though at times HaHa lol.

Someone called me today to inform me of another Fun place to party...
Des Moines, IA (Downtown - Court Ave Area).

Roadddd Trip!!
Originally Posted by Urban Dahlia

Ms Dahlia, you may want to wait until next month to go to Des Moines. Check out the Mischief in May event there. You could probably talk Chloe into going with you.

Great idea lakecat ! That would be a blast !

Hot pics MW Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

Thank you Sweetie

Malwoody best provider in KC. Lol
King Woody love the pics. Got wet looking at your sexy body baby.. Originally Posted by SexyKaylen

Oooohhh thank you Darlin...

I would so do him!
Originally Posted by DallasRain

OMG....

Back of beotches! I'm gonna make a meal out of this man flesh!
By the Mal, a couple of questions for you:
Are you GFE?
Do you kiss?
Can I get a passport to the greek isles or is that extra?
MSOG?
Are you LE? You promise? You aren't allowed to lie you know.
Got any cute friends you can bring?
Send more pix pleeze! Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

GFE only after I get to know you...not LE, got some cute friends but they are all female..

I'm holding out for reviews.
TUMA? I'm very clean!
Review specials? Originally Posted by BottomFeederKC

Sorry Amigo but I'm feeling a little sick...

You never know. This guy could be busy as hell making 10Xs what we are all making. Wouldn't that be hilarious?

UPDATE:

Okay so I called him. He's really nice!! Super NEW, and does not screen.

I informed him of the importance of screening, and gave a few ways to screen the ladies from here on out. Kind of told him about stings, possibility of being set up by a girl where he shows up only to get robbed/beat up by guys, basically all the negative possibilities of the hobby, etc...

Honestly he has a very SEXY voice! He's 25.

He is a biker type dude, but was completely NICE! Sounds a lot hotter than his backpage photos give way to. He says he is trying to get his photographer friend to take some better, more professional photos.

He does Body Rubs, but seems like he would be totally willing to take a woman around the world if both were attracted.

He's Available Friday and Saturday All Day AND Monday-Sunday 7pm or After.

I think I am going to let him come see me and my friend later this week (if she is willing to see him with me -- Please Pretty Please lol). Originally Posted by Urban Dahlia

HaHa you just might get one lol. Chloe (still waiting on her yes/no reply) and I are going to have him do body rubs for us this week. If not, I will see him alone. I/We will report back our findings with his Review.

Sorry to disappoint you, but he only sees Women lol.

As to your TUMA question: I will only do that to women, not men. But any man or woman can always feel free to do that on me LOL. Originally Posted by Urban Dahlia

You're welcome. I can't stop laughing! I feel another AB FAB style night coming on. Did we decide who was Patsy and who was Edina?

Sorry to hijack your thread malwoody. Btw. .. your pictures don't do you justice
OMG hilarious! I can't wait! Originally Posted by ChloeBB

I'd put my voice up against his....it's my best feature...
As far as "TUMA"...I prefer to give rather than receive and no offense, but with/on the fairer sex...
Sorry BF..

To Chloe...you can hijack any part of me whenever you so desire...

LMK when y'all are ready and I'll transport..
And stay in the car and hope nobody makes me for a pim...personal assistant..

Ms Dahlia, you may want to wait until next month to go to Des Moines. Check out the Mischief in May event there. You could probably talk Chloe into going with you. Originally Posted by lakecat

We are going! Looks like a Blast!!

Play, Work some and more Play time lol

The Dungeon Party looks super exciting to experience, and the demonstrations are hopefully going to be awesome. I love to watch!

I want this to be a quality event, and not just some cheesy shindig. (keeping my phalanges crossed lol)

I got a no show out of the deal. Cell phone works and all of a sudden..........NADA. Promises the moon, but I had to settle for a moon pie from QT.