Thanks everyone who contributed to this thread. This was fun
We all seem to be "petered out" so I'll let them close this thread after these parting thoughts.
SP's dick is so big:
the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
He can stand in Texas and get a BJ in Oklahoma
they named the invasion of Normandy after it. (usually just known as D day)
And finally, Sp's dick is so big, it's re-dick-ulous
SP Hunter, Congratulations on your new promotion!