GSO3 Clinical Trial

...oh yeah... this clinical trial isn't going to be like the one where they inject bacon beneath a rodent's skin...observe that tumor grows around the injection site...and conclude that bacon causes cancer!!! Is it????

All interesting questions and observations, gentlemen.

Let me assure 3sides that ratman and Wayward are in no way associated with this clinical study............I hope to get published. So, I must have some minimum standards.

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...Wayward is too connected to a higher authority and can manipulate the desired results to suit his purposes..............no, this study must be on the up and up.
Originally Posted by dearhunter

If Father Wayward can not be directly involved in the study, which is always the prudent choice, might he at lest offer some small items of assistance. Ropes,chains, collars, cuffs, leashes, whips, floggers, quirts, twase and a cattle prod. Did I forget nail gun?

A completely scientific inquiry into GSO3 has been needed for some time. For example the Wiki lists it thusly:

This article needs attention from an expert on the subject.

This article's factual accuracy is disputed.

Some how the live rat cam feed from the GSO3 study has been misrouted to my terminal; spiritual, ethical and provenance over the vermin's soul can not be abdicated completely. The laws of man must take a hindmost seat.

However Father Wayward will not intrude on matters of science, or attempt to direct the outcome of this inquiry either with black arts or divine intervention.

The black arts are part of DH's scientific study? How could this be? DH is the fukcing prophet.

I am fully aware of Father Waywards abilities in rerouting cams, toasters and belt sanders.

For this reason I have a double blind study off-site at a super dupper top secret location to double down the accuracy of this clinical study.

Sisyphus, the bacon injections happen at the end of the study. I will hope to add other clinical subjects to the study as I move forward.

Now, back to the clinical trial..........Day 2

I watched the different cams to analyze the rodents reaction to the second application of GSO3.

My suspicions are confirmed. The little guy went over into the corner and wanked his little peepee. (Side Note) I did not know rodents could hum.......he was humming "shimmy shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy pop".

I will now apply more GSO3 to.............it occurs to me that I should name the rodent.

"Rodent" is so clinical and distant.

Let me try a few names................Mickey... .....Jerry.......maybe something more subtle.............Joanie..... ....hmmmm. The rodent turned to me when I said "Joanie"...............ok, "Joanie" it is.

Joanie is very excited to see me..............it shows (if you know what I mean).

I wil now place the bottle of GSO3 next to the cage and observe Joanie's reaction.....................

Interesting..........Joanie rolls over on his back and extends his paws upward to receive the foot swabbing.

I believe it is time to expand the experiment.

I will now put a male mouse and female mouse in the cage with Joanie............He is much larger than both. So, he should be able to dominate both..............

No response. Joanie totally ignores both of them............wait a minute..........the male mouse is fucking the female mouse..........Joanie is uninterested.

He sits and stares at the bottle of GSO3 sitting beside the cage.

I will now take a quetip and apply elixir to the anus region (in the name of science) of the male mouse.

The cameras are reset so that I may return to assess the reactions to this new experiment.

Sorry for the late hour I'm stumbling onto this very interesting clinical experiment, but I have a question, Professor DearHunter. Did you have the subject rodent tested pretrial to assure he did not have any homosexual tendencies? Some of your observations on day one might lead an unbiased observer to wonder. Also, was DNA testing done of the subject rodent and then that ancestry traced for its geographical origins? There's many scientific journals (footnote 1) that opine a correlation of 2X increase in homosexual proclivities per every 500 miles northward in origin beginning just north of Amarillo, Texas. But I'm sure you thought of all that beforehand and had the subject rodent tested. Then again, maybe you just did a gross observation to ensure it wasn't wearing a pink frilly tutu? To aid in your scientific analysis, please allow me to suggest you do a gross examination of the subject rodent and evaluate it in comparison to the specimen slide attached.

Respectfully,

Prof. Burfle

Footnote 1

I'm not a scientist (just a bug) so forgive my ignorance.

Does naming the test subject jeopardize objectivity in the scientific world?

Would the results of such an experiment be viewed by other scientific scholars much like we hobbyists view reviews done on one's ATF?

I'm not questioning your expertise, mind you. I'm just asking.

I am always impressed with the deep thought in the Houston Forums. It is no wonder everyone likes to hang out here.

Ferd, I did better than your recommendation.

I played Culture Club and Michael Bolton music while observing the rodent to verify that he was not gay in the true sense of the word.

But, you do bring up a weak point in my experiment. I have yet to give Joanie a thorough examination........I will do so.

Now, back to the experiment............

I have reviewed the cam..................I am at a loss for words.

On the bright side, I have a new video for sale on EBay of a rodent fucking a mouse. It is titled "Joanie Loves Chachi Long Time".

Clinical observation:

Joanie was very upset when I pulled Chachi out of the cage. He tried to bite me. But, he immediately rolled over on his back when he saw the quetip in my other hand.

Sadly, I am afraid that Chachi will be of no further use in the experiment. When I set him down, he just sits there shivering with his eyes closed.............the clinical trial has its first victim.

I will send Chachi to the confessional over at the Y to see if he can find his way back.........no expense will be spared.

I will now place a small mirror in the cage and observe Joanie's reaction. He is still ignoring the mouse pussy..............very interesting.

Professor DearHunter has blinded us with Science!

Father Wayward's inadvertent connection to the live GSO3 study has been interrupted by a 24/7 Happy Days marathon. Clearly someone's idea of a joke, which is not funny! Just a heads up breakfast fans, tomorrow morning might be an excellent time to toast a frozen bagel if you see what I'm saying. Or you could buy toaster stock it's your call really I just offer spiritual advice to those that have lost their way in this thing of ours.

Professor have you considered a triple blind inquiry? Have three branching tubes with one way doors leading from the main habitat, in each have a pair of mice. One with two heterosexual females, a second with two homosexual males and the third with a pre and post op trannie mice of either gender. Anoint the subject pairs with GSO3, let Joanie make a choice and record the results.

Last time we had this much fun with science they had to rebuild the chem lab.

Bug, I am quite certain that the rodent is oblivious to his name. The name is more for my benefit..........I have to find some way to amuse myself in all of this.

I want to thank everyone who is purchasing the DVD. It is a best seller and will fund future stages of the experiment.

Wayward, with the new funding I will find myself able to expand the experiment in ways previously not considered...........note to self: Unplug the toaster.

Back to the clinical trial.........

Day 3

I have been observing Joaning observing himself in the mirror. He preens himself............and I thinck he pinches his nipples........I'm just saying.

I observe that he sniffs and rides herd over the female mouse. But, he doesn't try to mount her. When he isn't preening, he sits and stares at the bottle of GSO3 sitting beside the cage.

I will now see what happens when I place a small amount of GSO3 in the cage for Joanie to use as he sees fit.

Ok..........I am very excited to share the information from todays clinical trial.

Joanie became very excited when I gave him a small amount of GSO3. he immediately dipped his feet................and his gonads.

He grabbed the poor mouse for a little frolic..............I apologize if this reads like a review..........But, this is a review board.

Here are my observations of Joanie getting laid.

Joanie grinned and helped the mouse out of the corner and they went over to the pile of straw in the middle of the cage. She started cleaning herself, and Joanie began putting together the amenities of the GSO3 on the floor by the bed of straw.

She rose from the straw and shook loose some stray and approached Joanie. Her tan and tone fur rippled in the lab lighting.

Joanie gave her a long, slow massage with the oil. After a long, sensual massage, his paws became more bold and soon she was into the full blown GSO3 and during one of her orgasms, she squirted high into the air.

After she caught her breath, she fixed Joanie with a wicked mouse grin and lifted from the straw and pushed him back against the love nest. She went into mouse blow job in a slow and roundabout fashion, teasing all over Joanie's body with her mouth and lips (do mice have lips?) as she coated his rodent peepee with the GSO3 and began stroking it. Then, she alternated between deep gulps of his little peepee, and a slippery session of Russian minx. the Russian minx looked nice, but Joanie wanted the patented Minnie Mouse Blow Job and she gave him the full treatment.

It was near perfection.

If only she would let him CIM!!! Several times he looked ready to explode, but each time she grasped his peepee and pinched it off, knowing he was a one pop and done rodent (from his interactions with Chachi).

Then they fucked.

Does that seem like a strange way to phrase that? I don't think it is. It was that savage. They pounded into each other in a number of positions. The mouse must have been an athlete and that contributed to the quality of the session. She did things with her body that you do not even see in a porn movie.

At one point Joanie had those fury legs bent back behind her neck and began plunging into her. Joanie glanced into the mirror I had placed in the cage and could see how awesome this looked and on the next deep plunge inside her, he erupted.

She let Joanie rest briefly and tried to bring the little soldier back to life with her gifted mouth. He rose to attention while in her mouth, but under fire of plunging once more into her breach, dear friends, the little coward betrayed him.

Instead Joanie brought her to a few more orgasms with DATY. They both dozed in the love nest, while I went outside for a cigarette.

I forgot......I don't smoke.

wait, wait this is all wrong....




how could Joanie betray Chachi, I mean I know it is science, but where is the romance. Joanie has to have real feelings does he not? Can there be love in science?
It can not be all about the GSO3, can it?

RBJ would be jealous.

Ok..........I am very excited to share the information from todays clinical trial.

Joanie became very excited when I gave him a small amount of GSO3. he immediately dipped his feet................and his gonads.

He grabbed the poor mouse for a little frolic..............I apologize if this reads like a review..........But, this is a review board.

Here are my observations of Joanie getting laid.

Joanie grinned and helped the mouse out of the corner and they went over to the pile of straw in the middle of the cage. She started cleaning herself, and Joanie began putting together the amenities of the GSO3 on the floor by the bed of straw.

She rose from the straw and shook loose some stray and approached Joanie. Her tan and tone fur rippled in the lab lighting.

Joanie gave her a long, slow massage with the oil. After a long, sensual massage, his paws became more bold and soon she was into the full blown GSO3 and during one of her orgasms, she squirted high into the air.

After she caught her breath, she fixed Joanie with a wicked mouse grin and lifted from the straw and pushed him back against the love nest. She went into mouse blow job in a slow and roundabout fashion, teasing all over Joanie's body with her mouth and lips (do mice have lips?) as she coated his rodent peepee with the GSO3 and began stroking it. Then, she alternated between deep gulps of his little peepee, and a slippery session of Russian minx. the Russian minx looked nice, but Joanie wanted the patented Minnie Mouse Blow Job and she gave him the full treatment.

It was near perfection.

If only she would let him CIM!!! Several times he looked ready to explode, but each time she grasped his peepee and pinched it off, knowing he was a one pop and done rodent (from his interactions with Chachi).

Then they fucked.

Does that seem like a strange way to phrase that? I don't think it is. It was that savage. They pounded into each other in a number of positions. The mouse must have been an athlete and that contributed to the quality of the session. She did things with her body that you do not even see in a porn movie.

At one point Joanie had those fury legs bent back behind her neck and began plunging into her. Joanie glanced into the mirror I had placed in the cage and could see how awesome this looked and on the next deep plunge inside her, he erupted.

She let Joanie rest briefly and tried to bring the little soldier back to life with her gifted mouth. He rose to attention while in her mouth, but under fire of plunging once more into her breach, dear friends, the little coward betrayed him.

Instead Joanie brought her to a few more orgasms with DATY. They both dozed in the love nest, while I went outside for a cigarette.

I forgot......I don't smoke. Originally Posted by dearhunter

That's a damn fine piece of writing, young man.

Gentlemen please..................don't allow my articulate prose detract from the focus of the clinical trial.

We must not let this become euphoric worship at the writings of the Fucking prophet.

GSO3 Clinical Trial Day 4:

I have removed the mouse from the cage. After all of that sweaty monkey sex Joanie had yesterday, he ignored the mouse and just sat staring at the mirror while rubbing GSO3 on his scrotum.

I will now remove the GSO3 from the cage and observe the rodents reaction to life without GSO3.

Keep buying that DVD, people. The monies will allow me to upgrade the size and depth of this experiment.