Looking for tips from the gents and the ladies......

simpleton's Avatar
That blue water has gotten way too much attention. I would say just have a presence on the board. And be nice to me.
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See above:
[ame="http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?p=77874#post778 74"]Looking for tips from the gents and the ladies...... - ECCIE - Your source for escort reviews[/ame]

Pay special attention to the last one. It's very important
ThatManFromTexas's Avatar
Laughing during a session is ok... pointing while laughing is not.
simpleton's Avatar
Laughing during a session is ok... pointing while laughing is not. Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
what took you so long to get here?
ThatManFromTexas's Avatar
what took you so long to get here? Originally Posted by simpleton
At my age ... every thing takes a long time ... well, except one thing ... and it happens so dang quick I have to ask the ladies if it was good for me...
mrhunt's Avatar
I can not believe you guys forgot the obvious. If you NCNS a client never ever use the excuse that you got hungry and went to the Subway across the street to get a bite to eat.
Geritol's Avatar
I've been told it's bad to urinate in the bathtub.

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Htowner's Avatar
Merged duplicate threads to correct duplication and preserve these precious blue wather posts.
ThatManFromTexas's Avatar
Some providers have an issue with a guy taking a dump in their incall... blue water not withstanding ... go figure...
Htowner's Avatar
I have enclosed a link to the thread that may explain the beging of the blue water joke.

Keep the suggestions cumming!!!lol

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...hlight=incalls Originally Posted by nikkie4u
Actually the blue water legend runs a little deeper than that but that is close enough.
I have enclosed a link to the thread that may explain the beging of the blue water joke.

Keep the suggestions cumming!!!lol

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...hlight=incalls Originally Posted by nikkie4u
Nikki4u I know you to be a rebuttable agency here in Houston,, I am just about too through with this blue water bull shit in all the threads too, you asked a legitimate question and it should be addressed...

FWIW, Dafrogg in the day wrote a review on ASPD about the chick who came to see him and commented on the blue water in his toilet. She was fucked up and it was a bad deal for him,, so he wrote a negative review. ..... Maybe one of the hobbyist who has the review can enlighten us all,, huh???
Nikki your thread is legit and seems to be answerable but some have lost their manners and are the left overs from ASPD ,, so hang in there chica….. Hopefully folks will pull their heads out their asses and realize why we are all here and be civil.. You would thinck they all would be happy to play in a common place,, huh???


What y'all need to be ask'in who was DaFrogg!
Laughing during a session is ok... pointing while laughing is not. Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
Isn't part of OK or NOT OK determined what one is laughing at, or pointing at in laughter?

Point at Randy and laugh and it may be funny if we both laugh at the joke.

Point at rr and probably it will never be funny, except when he has risen to full mast and has taken his big bend upward and to one side.

(TMI? Now THAT is funny!)

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Be helpful when other providers or agencies call you to verify a reference.
Htowner's Avatar
Nikki4u I know you to be a rebuttable agency here in Houston,, I am just about too through with this blue water bull shit in all the threads too, you asked a legitimate question and it should be addressed...

FWIW, Dafrogg in the day wrote a review on ASPD about the chick who came to see him and commented on the blue water in his toilet. She was fucked up and it was a bad deal for him,, so he wrote a negative review. ..... Maybe one of the hobbyist who has the review can enlighten us all,, huh???
Nikki your thread is legit and seems to be answerable but some have lost their manners and are the left overs from ASPD ,, so hang in there chica….. Hopefully folks will pull their heads out their asses and realize why we are all here and be civil.. You would thinck they all would be happy to play in a common place,, huh???


What y'all need to be ask'in who was DaFrogg! Originally Posted by AlexisSoftTouch
(as the country song goes)If I kept my head up my ass, would you hold it against me?
How about if I took it out?
Well since you kind of gave it away,Ms Alexis almost said it right.
The provider went to DeFrogg's bathroom and was caught pissing int he bath tub. When asked , she said the toilet water was blue. She didn't care for that.
As for you Ms. Alexis, 'blue water bull shit' is not blue any more so that is a contradiction in terms. You are trying to trick us or something? Caught you there.

Seriously ladies, may be the guys are just threADed out for the time being .
Wayward's Avatar
Maybe I'm just more tolerant of sofia's threADs watching the shift change in her mind(s) is hilarious. Thanks Htowner for merging this shotgun threAd into a tighter pattern. It the kind of thankless thing mods do all the time that makes the board better, if this was that kind of board I would suggest you receive the legion of the blue water order of merit with teflon tablets.